Crimea jokes
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
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What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
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Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.
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Russia.
Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."