Crimea jokes
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
Why is Russia invading Ukraine?
«Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
Russia: "Silence."
Ukraine: Help...