Crimea jokes
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.
In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.
Russia.
Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."