Crimea jokes
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."
How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
Russia.
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.