Crimea jokes

Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.

Putin: Crimea river.

What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?

Answer: Crimea River!

Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!

How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.

Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."

Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.

In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.

In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.