Mom jokes

Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!

One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.

We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.

Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.

I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂

My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.

Evan, mom hot?

Why do I f*** my mom?

Like father like son. #batabababa

What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"

Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.

David: I will surpass Kakarot!

Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*

What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.

But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.

And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.

Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.

Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!

My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(

What did the mom say to the twins?

"Go crash a plane!"

Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.

Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!

Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.

Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.