Mom jokes

Why did the man get run over?

Ur mom XD

Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.

I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.

Still waiting on an answer.

Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.

My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.

An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"

There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"

Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.

Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.

I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂

My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.

So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.

The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"

My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"

There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.

Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.

David: I will surpass Kakarot!

Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*

Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.

Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!

You want to hear a joke?

Your mom.

I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."

At 6, she wanted a happy mama.

At 8, she hated acting like a mom.

At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.

At 11, she wanted to see her mom.

My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."

"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂