Mom jokes
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
Your hairline and your mom go way back.
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
Jake: Can I go outside?
Mom: Did you clean your room?
Jake: No.
Mom: Then f*ck no.
Jake: Alright, bet.
(Brother named No)
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.
Still waiting on an answer.
My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.