Mom jokes
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
Your hairline and your mom go way back.
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."
"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!