I Wana date u said mom dad said no u are horrid f*cking d*ck
one day he a mom look like a pig she broke the car down
In america, mom births you.
In soviet russia, you birth mom.
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Hey is anyone’s mom missing yea yours
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My mom interrupted my gaming session to tell me to hang up the lights I hung something else instead
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My girlfriend broke up with me today. Her mom had to take her to daycare😢😢😢
NEWS: A man kidnamed a 13 year old girl MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receeding hairline
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Okay what do you call that purple thing your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend so for some weird reason? Dad better look out from Bob battery operated boyfriend hahaha
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My mom ate my food, So I ate her pet hamster ;}
my mom said that I dont liseion to homaphones but then I said no I listion to headphones
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
Repeat after me..... *Me* You have a weird style.*mom*you have a weird style.*me*un not your mirror*runs away *
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer. Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer then someone would kill me.
so you mom call she side when covin come home
