Mom Jokes

I can’t remember if I already said this or not I might of already said this also this is a true story. So I’m walking into a store in Amish country and there’s this guy with a bear trap then my moms friend says this guys gonna catch some bears then the Amish guy stop looks around and whispers “it’s for democrats”

The little girl's dad was Jewish and her mom was Catholic. Mom had been taking the little girl to church every Sunday.

One Sunday, during High Mass, the little girl whispers to her mom, “Mom, can we go home now?”

“No honey, not yet,” replied the mother, “the Mass is only half over.”

“Then we can go now, Mom. I'm half Jewish

Mom why was I adopted? Because people are terrible and that’s how the world works son! Ok dad the world is TERRIBLE

I asked my mom is I could be Wednesday ( from the Addams family) She said no she said I would look creepy and weird she said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE, the outfit looked ridicules, Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;

my mom

Why was your mom so into me?

Cause she was the man.

Me: Where's your mom? Kid: cries Me: leaving from the adoption center

My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did. I spread covid across the globe because I tested positive :D

mom! (DYM 3)

What do you call a multiple quintuplets that look the same?? naruto's mom

Hey guys starting tomorrow I will put 1 letter of the doin your mom song every day. Can I finish the song? Also i might be in fortnite hehehehehe

Listen if my mom say me on roblox ate 3am she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw

when you say i wish i could cut of these bumps on my neck. (your mom walking to you with a knife)

the thing my mom birthed

I accidentlly said go cry to your mom to an orphan😭

9 months before I was born ,

I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.

why did the baby cow cross the road to find it's mom who has the milk