Mom jokes
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.
Still waiting on an answer.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.