Mom jokes

An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"

So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.

The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"

Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”

Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”

He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”

Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.

Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.

I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.

Still waiting on an answer.

Why did the man get run over?

Ur mom XD

Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.

My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.

Your hairline and your mom go way back.

Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.

An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.

My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!

Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?

Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!

There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"

So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.

Knock knock.

You: Who's there?

Your new father!

When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.