Mom jokes
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
Memes
Your hairline and your mom go way back.
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Jake: Can I go outside?
Mom: Did you clean your room?
Jake: No.
Mom: Then f*ck no.
Jake: Alright, bet.
(Brother named No)
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.