Mom jokes
Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
Knock, knock.
You suck my iron with you and mommy.
My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.
We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!
My mom told me to be positive...
I was heading to an HIV test.
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
We thought that my mother died in the best way possible, during her sleep.
But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.
A little girl said to her mom, "Mom, my butt's cracked, kiss it, kiss it!" Her mom said, "Sweetie, shut up, it's always been there!" Then her daughter died 'cause of her melodramaticness.
Where's your mom?
In the bin.
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"