When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room
The present: Laundry
*gunshot*
Me: "Cya" Mom: "Where Ya Going?" Me: "The Orphanage To Make Yo Mama Jokes" Mum: ...
me: watching tv mom: omg no way your dad is coming me: really mom: obviously not he never loved or wanted you.
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me;mom stop you are not funny.you never make jokes mom;i made you
Mom where are we going To your grandma's funeral Yeah cus i 360 no scoped that bit** in the face.
when your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school. When you get home your mom with the belt going 1k m9iles per hour.
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure. One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four.
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You have to be a good mom to be a milf
my mom told me to go to bed but then I grabbed a drink went in their room to say goodnight and they looked like adam and eve on steroids
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Dad: I heard and actor killed them selves with a knife, it was Reese something. Mom: Witherspoon. Dad: no with a knife you dummy.
ur mom is spy <3 just like in bed
yout mom
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If mom seen u she will die and be happy bc of u being ugly
