Is ur mom a virgin? Mine is How am I alive? U tell me
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was ur mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
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Kid: mom, do trees poop? Mom: Yes. that is how we get #2 pencils
Spanish is difficult when my mom gives me food she says toma and that's drink in English so I always drink my food
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... Sleeping, but sees something moving so she gets a chair and wacks it then she says" I thought it was a mouse 🐁"
Why do Orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your mom and your dad joke because they miss their parents 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I went to ask my friends mom if I could have a sleepover Then I rememberd they did not have a mom or dad
The last 2 words you say after sex before going to sleep ?
Goodnight Mom !
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My dad told me a story today his mom my grandma said if a bird gets in ur house someone will die . That day a humming bird got in his U.P.S truck and that’s the day he found out that my grandma had cancer 😭😭😭😭😭 6 weeks later she died .😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Q: a mom had 5 children - January, febuary, march, april what is the name of the fifth child? A: What.
Me: Hey wanna know my spirit animal
Friend: Sure
Me: Road kill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead
Me: Aren't you my son
Friend: So that's what mom was trying to hide from me
Guy it was so weird yesterday I saw a guy and he kept repeating the same thing over and over I hate people with dementia I told my mom to get a new mirror but she she won’t listen to me it’s almost like I sand it like 20 times every time I say it
Mom:hey hun need some money for lunch at school? son:no i got 1k already mom:Wait,what,how- son:moms wallot is magic
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You know we straight with doin your mom
So I was playing on my phone and my mom said to go and take the trash out so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said”mom told me to” and when I came back in my mom said not to do that every again but then I told her that she says not to lie so I was doing the right thing👍
