What's the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
If a fly loses its wings is it now a walk wait a minute I found out a mind blower so the π is the 3rd planet from the sun doesn't that mean all country's are the called the 3rd country of π if I get 10 likes I'll do one mind blowing facts daily
Friend:How dark is your humor? Me: It gets beat by the cops on a daily basis
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... That is... if you throw it hard enough.
what is the difference between a small child and a watermelon? one i eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon
i was in cooking class and my teacher said - does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?
me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.
long story short the teacher understood the joke and now we are both in daily therapy ππ
I have an account at the website Memedroid.
My name is J0K35FromWJE
Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid ( I might not upload daily)
I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know)
Ok heres ur joke now.....
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
Can I have a PIZZA that ass?
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooyer Jokes
I have a daily routine where I take a crap every morning at 6AM but wake up at 7AM. And it's not even a joke.
Kobe bryant helicopter crash jokes daily
What is a cowβs favorite newspaper?
The Daily Moos.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily! Get it? I don't either- I get the New York Times!
I found alien in my backyard I put him to work. He went to farm never seen him again moments later he is on daily planet acting as reporter a green rock smashed my house. I called him back he passed out.
I remarked you lazy
Amber Heard Daily Routine Get out of bed, Drink coffee, Take a shit on Jonny depps bed.
why are bangalis so fishy cuz the fish ate them on a daily basis
Hello I am back with more mind blowing facts. 1. Why is cookies πͺare called cookies and bacon is called bacon when you bake cookies πͺand cook bacon. 2. If you tuck in your shirt π into your trousers and is called tucking your shirt in does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirtππ. 20likes=1 more daily 50=2 more daily 100likes=3 more daily 130likes=4 more daily and 150likes=5more daily good bye
