Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said Chinese food, so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said Indian, so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese Restaraunt. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what is going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.
I Live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food so I called my dog over
One knight a guy asked his wife were she wanted to eat she said Chinese food so he flew her to china the next night he asked her what she wanted to eat she said Indian food so he flew her to India the last night he said what do you want to eat and she said she wanted nothing so he flew her to Africa
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
Just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
My mom told me that She and the owner of Chinese made a deal. Now we l get free Chinese food. So .I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food then my mom said I love him long time.
Did you hear about the new Chinese food? It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
Me and my mom order Chinese food. My mom grab the egg roll, and start licking it up and down, and sucking on it in from of the Chinese delivery. I said why are you doing that for. Then my mom I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food.
The Chinese food owner always brings us free food. I ask my sister why does he does that my sister said Iove him long time.
