Mom's jokes
Your mom's a lead, Poe.
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.
My mom said, "Hey, come over here."
I responded, "Too late, Mom!"
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
Mom! (DYM 3)
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
My dad never came back with the milk. My mom told me he's in the army.
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
What's your mom on?
Deez nuts!
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
I woke up today, and my mom said it was 1940.
Your hairline and your mom go way back.
Ms. Katie: I heard about a Vegan baby.
Mom: Here’s your Happy Meal.
Ms. Katie: That’s not vegan, did you trick me?
Kids: Yeah!
Ms. Katie: That’s it, little baby Jimmy, I’m giving you shaking baby syndrome!
Mom: Please don’t hurt my son.
*Ms. Katie shakes Jimmy*
Mom: I’m secretly a cop, and you are arrested.
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!