what did the lampshade say to the light bulb? you brighten my day.
I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.
Why is the pizza place busy because it’s pizza day 😂
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There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?” The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
From the wise words of my friend " you ain't a man til you had a man "
What did one wall say to the other wall
Meet you at the corner
Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me
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Your at a buffet, you think your hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of your self, you get stuck looking at sides in the buffet, a roly poly gal you see in corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end, you go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slamed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she's is tenderizing you for dinner.
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off. Okay moving on you took to long, how many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge (*Their reply* Idk how many) 3, Open the fridge put the elephant into the fridge and close the door. how do you put a giraffe into the fridge (*Their reply* 3...) Wrong 4, Open the fridge take out the elephant put in the giraffe and close the door, why did sally fall off the swing, A fridge fell on her
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Q: Why did the Queer get fired from the sperm bank? A: He got caught drinking on the job.
Why did Arnold throw his clock out of the window?
It reminded him of Richard clocks, a man convicted for knife raping his wife
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Famous last words. Twin towers: “is it a bird, is it superman, AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ”
why did the toilet paper roll down the hill
because of gravity
So you get a new job, and here something about this guy named mike, The next day you go into the office and mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and Rainbows and stuff, then, a co-worker comes up and says "No one told you mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY *clap clap clap clap*".
timmy goes to the doctor and says theirs a crack in my butt doctor, Timmy their is a crack is everyone butt see
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when are arms get tired we just use our legs?
