Miscellaneous jokes
Timmy goes to the doctor and says, "There's a crack in my butt, doctor." Timmy, there is a crack in everyone's butt, see?
Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.
Who do you call someone that steals his brother's girlfriend and [is] disowned by his whole family? Brandon.
Three cowboys are at a fire talking about the best things they have done.
Cowboy 1 says, "I have taken out a whole group of raiders with my bare hands."
Cowboy 2 says, "I have killed a herd of bulls with my thumb."
Cowboy 3 chuckles as he mixes the fire with his dick.
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird!
A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone.
The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone!
So many of these jokes are unoriginal, and you guys need to step up your game.
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?
He got a pat on the head.
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
Lettuce ketchup.
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
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Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?
IHOP
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a "fret."
How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.