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why did the cow smell coz the horse gave it a pat on the back
Who do you call someone that steals his brothers girlfriend and disowned by his whole family? Brandon
Lettuce ketchup
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow? He got a pat on the head
A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone. The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone! (from a 1940 quotations book)
What is it called what a gay guy punches someone?
- Fruit Punch
whats the differents between a bird and a fly ? a bird can fly but a fly can't bird!
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
So many of these jokes are unoriginal and you guys need to step up your game.
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?
IHOP
WHOEVER IS DELETING MY MESSAGES, COMMENT AND SAY WHY
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? Shin-gles!
iron man dies
How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.
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Our family is known for unusually sloppy diarrhea. It runs in our jeans.
The reason I'm gay is because I'm scared of getting cooties.
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daughter:where was i born Dad:Alabama daughter :that is nice mum:We have never been to Alabama Dad:RUN
