Miscellaneous jokes
Who do you call someone that steals his brother's girlfriend and [is] disowned by his whole family? Brandon.
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?
Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.
Three cowboys are at a fire talking about the best things they have done.
Cowboy 1 says, "I have taken out a whole group of raiders with my bare hands."
Cowboy 2 says, "I have killed a herd of bulls with my thumb."
Cowboy 3 chuckles as he mixes the fire with his dick.
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?
He got a pat on the head.
A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone.
The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone!
So many of these jokes are unoriginal, and you guys need to step up your game.
Lettuce ketchup.
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird!
Iron Man dies.
Whoever is deleting my messages, comment and say why!
Daughter: Where was I born?
Dad: Alabama.
Daughter: That is nice.
Mum: We have never been to Alabama.
Dad: RUN!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
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I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a "fret."
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?
IHOP
I find bananas very appeeling.