Miscellaneous

Miscellaneous Jokes

There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”

The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”

They say that bad things happen to good people.

So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.

Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?

A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.