Miscellaneous jokes
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Your d*** size...
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”
The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
My live.
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.
What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill.
You. You're the joke.
Your life? Wanna hear a sadder one?
My life.
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What do you call your son?
An mistake.
Robert Smith walks into a hospital. The nurse says, "We have the cure!"
I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.
What's black, long and full of seamen?
A submarine.
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