Miscellaneous jokes
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
There was a dino at the library today.
It was reading a thesaurus.
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”
The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
What's black, long and full of seamen?
A submarine.
My mom said that I don't listen to homophones, but then I said, "No, I listen to headphones."
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What did the lampshade say to the light bulb?
You brighten my day.
Friend: Do you know him?
Other Friend: Know who?
Friend: My dick!
I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.
Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
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I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
Your d*** size...
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.