Miscellaneous

Miscellaneous jokes

Bid

Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?

A: They give you more bids.

Fandom

Apex Legends: exists.

Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."

Dino

There was a dino at the library today.

It was reading a thesaurus.

Clap

If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?

Muffin

There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”

The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”

People

They say that bad things happen to good people.

So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.

Victim

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.

Stoner

Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?

A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

Reason

I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?