Miscellaneous jokes
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
What is you you?
"Dick, you're fired."
"I'd buy that for a dollar."
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
Robert Smith walks into a hospital. The nurse says, "We have the cure!"
Your life? Wanna hear a sadder one?
My life.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill.
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You. You're the joke.
What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"
Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.
Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."