What is you you
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing
my mom said that I dont liseion to homaphones but then I said no I listion to headphones
Manly, Leonard 9:34 AM (1 minute ago) to me
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons~ they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired
They say that bad thing ́s happen to good people. So if you get runned over by a car just know your a good person.
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Why was goofy in the bathroom he was goofing off
in the word of kerk cobane " check this sweet no scope "
Dick, you're fired.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Jokemeister3
who are the fastest readers in the world. the 911 victims they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds
You. You're the joke.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
what did the tree say to the kid with a bike take a hike
He huffed and he puffed but istead or blowing the house, he chocked it down with his mom
Robert smith walks into a hospital. Nurse says,"We have the cure!"
If 2 people who have the clap sleep together did they make an applause?
