Miscellaneous jokes
"I need help, George Sink," said Jimmy.
"What is it?" said George Sink.
"Can you wash my dishes?" said Jimmy.
What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.
Why do Native Americans hate snow? Because it's white and settles on their land.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine.
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know.
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
I don't know either.
Why do you think I asked you? ;)
Bank owner: If you want to start a bank account, I need your name.
Guy: Robin
Bank owner: Your last name?
Guy: Debank
Bank owner: Robin Debank?
Guy: Put your hands up and give me all the money!
Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."
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A German soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, "What happened?" and the soldier replies, "Hail hit her."
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes.