Science flew us to the moon. Religion flew us into two skyscrapers.
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My sister got in a car crash a couple days ago. When she got to the hospital, the doctor told her that she needed to get metal mechanics in her leg. She got really scared and yelled at the doctor telling them that, “I will not get those implanted in my leg.” I guess she just doesn’t associate with knee gears.
What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
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John took a bath with bubbles. Bubbles was a man.
Sally fell off the swing. How did she fall off?
She had no arms.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Not sally
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy
Stephen Hawkins died because his wife misunderstood him when he said "My Windows Needs Updating" she had the double glazing removed and he fell out and died.
There was a penguin breathing with his ass. One day he sat down and he died.
What is always moving but we never see it walk? TIME HAHAHAHAHA
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whats the diffrence between a hooker and a drug dealer a hooker can wash her crack n resell it
3 blonde were walking on a path, the first blonde said, “Hey look there are deer tracks!” The second blonde said, “No way those are totally duck tracks,” The third blonde said, “Nuh uh those are” then they got hit by a train.
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What do you call a animal with 3 eyes 2 mouth 6 noses and 4 ears
Why did half of the world to go hell? Because the were laughing at morbid jokes (You've been warned)
Do you want to go to the pool? Yes? Well water you waiting for?
what did the man say to his wife? "MAKE ME A DAMN SANDWICH WOMAN!"
