Miscellaneous jokes
TDS? More like STDs.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Your mom who?
O shit, my mom's home! Honey, get the f*** out of my house!
Your mom's just like a penny. Practically worthless, and in everyone's pants.
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
How do you cover 12 holes with one hole?
Take a flute and shove it up your ass.
How to stop bullying?
Do you want to go to the pool?
Yes? Well, water you waiting for?
A man takes his dog out and steps in shit. He exclaims "WHAT THE DEUCE!"
I find bananas very appeeling.
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
Why did half of the world go to hell?
Because they were laughing at morbid jokes.
(You've been warned!)
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"
Do you get it? SEArch.
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
Q: What’s the difference between me and you?
A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
I accidentally walked on the Lego Batman mask.
I want my fucking feet back!
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,
I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
So, a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke." So the guy says, "Alright, so a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink." The bartender says, "I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke." So the guy says, "So a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink." The bartender says, "I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke." So the guy says, "So a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink." The bartender says, "Okay, here you go." So he gives the guy a drink, so he gives the guy a drink, so he gives the guy a drink.