Miscellaneous

Miscellaneous jokes

Pool

Do you want to go to the pool?

Yes? Well, water you waiting for?

Friend

Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!

Cow

Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?

She got tired of jumping over the moon.

Snowman

How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.

Mom

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Your mom.

Your mom who?

O shit, my mom's home! Honey, get the f*** out of my house!

Skele Ton

You heard a conversation between Sans and Papyrus:

Sans: "Sub bro."

Papyrus: "DON'T 'SUB' ME BROTHER! YOU STILL DIDN'T REDINTEGRATE YOUR PUZZLES!"

Sans: "Easy bro, I have done a ton of work today."

Sans: "A skele-ton."

(Drum effect)

Papyrus: "OH MY GOD SANS!"

Baby

How do you make a dead baby float?

Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby!

Watermelon

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other is just a watermelon.

Sex

This is a lot like anal sex.

You always miss 100% of the shots if you don't take it.

Pirate

A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"

The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"