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What do you get when you cross a eagle with a lion? A grifen
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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby !
whats worse than funny condom fails?
Jake Paul
How do you make a blond snowman, you cant, you half to hollow out the head
*You heard a conversation between sans and Papyrus
sans: "sub bro" Paps: "DON'T 'SUB' ME BROTHER! YOU STILL DIDN'T REDINTEGRATE YOUR PUZZELS!" sans: "easy bro, i have done a ton of work today" sans: "a skele-ton" (Drum effect) Paps: "OH MY GOD SANS!"
I like fire trucks and moster trucks
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why did the out of shape cow quit her job she got tired of jumping over the moon
What do indian hip hop artists eat. rice rice baby
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Cause they're dead
Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other is just a watermelon.
this is a lot like anal sex
you always miss 100% of shots if you take it
What is the butt’s favorite computer? The Tushiba
What do you call a Mexican without a car? -Carlos
what's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your way into someone's pants
Who does Adolph Hitler call in a emergency? Nein-Nein-Nein
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says "what the hell is that?". The pirate said "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!".
