Do you want to go to the pool?
Yes? Well, water you waiting for?
I like fire trucks and monster trucks.
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Your mom who?
O shit, my mom's home! Honey, get the f*** out of my house!
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they're dead.
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other is just a watermelon.