Miscellaneous jokes
I approached her in the checkout line and said, "Yo baby wassup?"
Me: I must have a mirror in my jeans, 'cause I see you in my pants.
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
How do u catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way.
Knock knock. Who's there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you, that is who.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.
Q: What's black, white, and Asian?
A: A panda!
Lesbians and blind women wear the same clothes.
When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.
When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.
Why was the whale sad?
Because he is blue!
What is the butt’s favorite computer?
The Tushiba.
Your family.
Have you ever wondered how your teachers would look if they were 20 years younger than they actually are? I bet some of them would be smoking hot. Especially my 25-year-old English teacher. I'd bang her if she were 20 years younger.
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside?
My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...