Miscellaneous jokes
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
Why did the sperm cross the road?
To fuck the chicken.
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course it can, a house can't jump.
She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed!
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?
Zeedonk.
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
How do u catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way.
So a man asked another man, "What's your name?"
He says, "What's it to ya?"
So the guy asked again, "And he says what's it to ya?"
Come to find out his name was What's It To Ya.
So a kid asks his dad, "Why was I born?"
The dad replies, "I thought that girl was dead!"
Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!
One day, I sit in the lounge on a chair.
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
Why do I carry pepper spray?
Just in case of as-SAULT.
Wanna hear a joooooooke?
Your life.
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
A guy walks into a gun store and everything is half off. He looks at his son and says, "I didn't know back to school sales started yet."
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
Why did the cowboy die with his boots on??
He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket 😂🤣👌🏻👌🏻.. knee slapper