How do u catch a tame rabbit The tame way
Wanna hear a joooooooke???????
Your life
How would Steven Hawkins mom punish him as a kid
Power off his chair.
So a kid asks his dad, " Why was I born?" The dad replies, " I thought that girl was dead!"
Why do I carry pepper spray? JUST IN CASE OF AS-SAULT.
So a man asked another man what’s your name and he says what’s it to ya. So the guy asked agoim and he says what’s it to ya. Come to find out his name was what’s it to ya
Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!
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one day i sit in the lounge on a chair
She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed!
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey? Zeedonk
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
A guy walks into a gun store and everything is half off he looks a his son and says I didn't know back to school sales started yet.
Why did the cowboi die wit his boots on?? He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket😂😂👌🏻👌🏻.. knee slapper
whats asian but has broken up with its girlfriend a DUMPling
what has 2 legs 2 arms and a abusive father
aaron
Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar followed by Batman.