Miscellaneous jokes
Why did the sperm cross the road?
To fuck the chicken.
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
One day, I sit in the lounge on a chair.
How do u catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way.
She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed!
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?
Zeedonk.
Wanna hear a joooooooke?
Your life.
So a man asked another man, "What's your name?"
He says, "What's it to ya?"
So the guy asked again, "And he says what's it to ya?"
Come to find out his name was What's It To Ya.
So a kid asks his dad, "Why was I born?"
The dad replies, "I thought that girl was dead!"
Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.
Why do I carry pepper spray?
Just in case of as-SAULT.
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
A guy walks into a gun store and everything is half off. He looks at his son and says, "I didn't know back to school sales started yet."
Why did the cowboy die with his boots on??
He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket 😂🤣👌🏻👌🏻.. knee slapper