Miscellaneous jokes
Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
It’s not rape if she’s a dead bear and I lost my job at the circus.
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What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
Some guy farts and says, "That was some asshole behind me."
Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.
"So you dropped my instruments on stage?"
"It was only the Bass!"
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You-neak up on it.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone!
What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
What's the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.
What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.
My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.