What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
Miscellaneous Jokes
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?
Zeedonk.
Wanna hear a joooooooke?
Your life.
So a man asked another man, "What's your name?"
He says, "What's it to ya?"
So the guy asked again, "And he says what's it to ya?"
Come to find out his name was What's It To Ya.
So a kid asks his dad, "Why was I born?"
The dad replies, "I thought that girl was dead!"
Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
One day, I sit in the lounge on a chair.
How do u catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way.
Why do I carry pepper spray?
Just in case of as-SAULT.
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed!
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
A guy walks into a gun store and everything is half off. He looks at his son and says, "I didn't know back to school sales started yet."
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
Why did the cowboy die with his boots on??
He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket 😂🤣👌🏻👌🏻.. knee slapper
What's Asian but has broken up with its girlfriend?
A dumpling.
What has 2 legs, 2 arms, and an abusive father?
Aaron.
Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar, followed by Batman.
