Miscellaneous

Miscellaneous jokes

Restlessness

She’s so therapeutic.

When I need to cure my restlessness, I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your mom's breastestess!

Inch

What is 14 inches long and starts with D?

A Dookie From GREEN DAY

Mom

I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.

Name

So a man asked another man, "What's your name?"

He says, "What's it to ya?"

So the guy asked again, "And he says what's it to ya?"

Come to find out his name was What's It To Ya.

Dad

So a kid asks his dad, "Why was I born?"

The dad replies, "I thought that girl was dead!"

Egg

Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!

Mama

Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.

Bed

She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed!

Difference

What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?

Black people don't shoot up schools.

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  • Gun

    A guy walks into a gun store and everything is half off. He looks at his son and says, "I didn't know back to school sales started yet."

    School

    What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?

    Cowboy

    Why did the cowboy die with his boots on??

    He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket 😂🤣👌🏻👌🏻.. knee slapper

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