Miscellaneous jokes
"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"
Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers. The more there are, the less there are.
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
Two TV antennas got married. The church ceremony was terrible, but the reception was fantastic!
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
Year 10 English.
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
TDS - Too Damn Slow!
TDS? More like STDs.
/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke
/playsound pained_laugh
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
12/8?
We’ll be back.
ICH BIN GOTT.
I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Turns out it was the fridge.
How do chemists laugh?
HeHe.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are robbing a bank. The police are soon after them, so they hide in a bunch of barrels.
The police arrive and search the area. They come over to the barrel where the brunette is hiding and kicks it. The brunette says, "Woof."
"Oh, it's just a dog," says the police officer, and then kicks the second barrel where the redhead is hidden. The redhead says, "Meow."
"Oh, it's just a cat," says the officer, then kicks the last barrel where the blonde is hidden. The blonde says, "Potato."