why did miss stephen get divorced? she didn't float too
What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.
If you were a booger id pick you first
Kevin woody (look him up)
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants? Teacher: No, of course not Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
What do you call an angry shopper? A cuss-tomer
Mustarbation it's better than rough sex.
I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and i thought, huh, that's a little con-descending
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. -- I'll let you know.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Por que.
Por que who?
"That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay
Bagels
I'd make a joke about corn, but its to corny. Then again, i could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. my funny bone is broken, i guess it was because those jokes where to HUMERUS.
What is the difference between a snowman and snow girl
snow balls
"Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Suzie looking out of the kitchen window "I know," said her mother "I've just stepped in a poodle!"
The inmates are yelling 12...12...12... in the courtyard. A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12...12...12... so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye. Moments later they start chanting 13...13...13...
Sally fell off the swing. Sally has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Jacob has a small penis
Stephen hawking got an engine swap with a nissan 350Z and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
i got hit by a bus but the bus was my ex
