Miscellaneous jokes

Year 10 English.

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.

Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.

/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke

/playsound pained_laugh

Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!

What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!

"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"

Wanna hear a construction joke?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?

Stand-up comedy.

Kevin Woody (look him up)

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers. The more there are, the less there are.

Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.

We’ll be back.

ICH BIN GOTT.

12/8?

I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.

Turns out it was the fridge.

Student: Why does everyone hate me?

Another student: Because U got the A last night.

How do chemists laugh?

HeHe.