Miscellaneous jokes
"Orla Doyle is fit."
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers. The more there are, the less there are.
Hey Autocorrect- STOP TAMPERING WITH MY CURSE WORDS YOU MOTHERDUCKING FORKLIFT!
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke
/playsound pained_laugh
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Turns out it was the fridge.
How do chemists laugh?
HeHe.
12/8?
We’ll be back.
ICH BIN GOTT.
Student: Why does everyone hate me?
Another student: Because U got the A last night.
Wanna hear a joke?
Yeah.
...
What's the joke?
I said it already!
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
Year 10 English.