why did miss stephen get divorced? she didn't float too
What do you call an angry shopper? A cuss-tomer
year 10 english
I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Turns out it was the fridge.
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why are grave yards so popular? because people are always dying to get into them
wanna hear a construction joke. nah i'm still working on it.
How do chemists laugh?
HeHe
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants? Teacher: No, of course not Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
roses are red, i like weed, if you say yes then i'll do a "good deed"
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
student: why does everyone hate me
another student: Because U got The A last night
Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers, the more there are, the less there are.
Wanna hear a joke ? Yeah .... What's the joke.? I said it already
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
What type of comedy can't steven hawking do?
STAND UP COMEDY
TDS? More like STDs
We’ll be back
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie awhile ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
If I had a coin for every time someone said "If I had a coin" I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.
a blonde a brunette and a redhead are robbing a bank. the police are soon after them so they hide in a bunch of barrels. the police arrive and search the area, they come over too the barrel where the brunette is hiding and kicks it, the brunette says "woof". "oh, it's just a dog" says the police officer and then kicks the second barrel where the redhead is hidden. the redhead says "meow", "oh it's just a cat" says the officer then kicks the last barrel where the blonde is hidden the blonde says "potato"
