Miscellaneous jokes
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
Kevin Woody (look him up)
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke
/playsound pained_laugh
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
TDS? More like STDs.
My family.
"Orla Doyle is fit."
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
TDS - Too Damn Slow!
Hey Autocorrect- STOP TAMPERING WITH MY CURSE WORDS YOU MOTHERDUCKING FORKLIFT!
Nobody:
Me: "Nobody:" "Me:"
If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"