If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?

Miscellaneous Jokes
Puzzle
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.
After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.
I went to a muffler party... it was exhausting!
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What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
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I have 2000 pounds of one-ton soup.
Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field. Okay, I'll admit it's corny.
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
Why?
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
Evan, mom hot?
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.
So I ended up doing the YMCA.
"Bippity Bobbity Boo, Boo Radley is coming for you!"