Miscellaneous jokes
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
What's brown and sticky?
What did you think! A stick......
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
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What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
Puzzle
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.
So I ended up doing the YMCA.
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I have friends.
Why?