Miscellaneous jokes
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
Evan, mom hot?
What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
I have 2000 pounds of one-ton soup.
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
#babagang
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?