Miscellaneous jokes
I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.
So I ended up doing the YMCA.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
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What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
I have 2000 pounds of one-ton soup.
If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field. Okay, I'll admit it's corny.
"Bippity Bobbity Boo, Boo Radley is coming for you!"
I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.
After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.
I went to a muffler party... it was exhausting!
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
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Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
Evan, mom hot?