Miscellaneous jokes
Want to hear a joke?
My life. Get it?
Hurricane Irma, it blows.
I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.
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I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.
So I ended up doing the YMCA.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
To fuck the chicken.
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
Puzzle
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.
After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.
I went to a muffler party... it was exhausting!