What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet A.11 A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T
Have you heard the joke about the paper? Never mind it’s tear-able
I asked my friend "shouldn't we have 6 senses?" he replied "what is the 6th sense?" "common sense" I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention" never mind" I said.
The bears came home daddy bear said who's been leading my porridge said who's been in my porch baby bear said never mind about the porridge who knocked the telly
It wasn't Islam that radicalised the terrorists who did 9/11
Jenga comes to mind though !
I got carded at a liquor store and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out . The cashier said never mind
Guy: Are you tired His “Crush”: No Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day His “Crush”: That’s sweet. Guy: I’m joking you don’t look like you do any running
New windex ad
You should get windex for that dirty mind
So Jessie Waters goes on tv without a gallon of hair gel, o wait never mind.
I had something about tripping over ice. Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.
Hey can i tell you a joke about pencils never mind its pointless.
Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism Teacher: What? Boy: Well... Never mind, he's well supported
Do you want to hear a joke about Paper? Never mind its Tear-able
How does Helen Keller say dad? I don’t know but you should ask her..... wait never mind she can’t talk.
You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
When you see woman with leg chain, what usually comes to your mind? 🤣😂
Sad news, my obese parrot died today. Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
I asked my nan if she wouldnt mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping, she replied why the fuck would i want to sit in a bucket, so eventually she did and i took the best shit i have ever had
me:*in a family meeting* mom:ok guys ... me in the mind:BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
