Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk? Alps clear the mind! Haha
Have you heard the joke about the paper? Never mind it’s tear-able
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet A.11 A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store Never mind
I walk into my driveway Steven Hawkins is on my roof
Oh wait never mind he just fell
It wasn't Islam that radicalised the terrorists who did 9/11
Jenga comes to mind though !
I got carded at a liquor store and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out . The cashier said never mind
Guy: Are you tired His “Crush”: No Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day His “Crush”: That’s sweet. Guy: I’m joking you don’t look like you do any running
New windex ad
You should get windex for that dirty mind
So Jessie Waters goes on tv without a gallon of hair gel, o wait never mind.
I had something about tripping over ice. Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.
Hey can i tell you a joke about pencils never mind its pointless.
I asked my friend "shouldn't we have 6 senses?" he replied "what is the 6th sense?" "common sense" I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention" never mind" I said.
The bears came home daddy bear said who's been leading my porridge said who's been in my porch baby bear said never mind about the porridge who knocked the telly
A German priest went to America for a few months. Unfortunately for him, he did not speak the best English. He stayed with a beautiful, young single woman who worked at a nearby orphanage.
Every day, he visited her in the orphanage, and he always brought her small gifts, and of course to the young children.
The young woman thought the priest was flirting with him, and she knew he was not married. She left that thought in the back of her mind for a few weeks.
A few weeks later, she finally brought up her nerve to ask him. She asked him why he always visited her, and why all the gifts for her and the children.
Of course, due to his bad English, he struggled a bit with his sentence, but he said in his thick German accent, "Vell, I visit you and your, your littles, because the kind girls here are very beautiful and cute.
She was quite amused, and blushed a bit. The man was also a bit nervous, and appeared to want to leave her office. The Priest then excused himself, and went to read the orphans a bedtime story.
He then muttered to himself, "Ach, she's catching on to me! Stupid! Zey are called little girls and boys, not child boys and girls."
In the realm of pixels and screens, Josh pursues videos, a world unseen. Six dollars exchange, a transaction made, A story told, emotions cascade.
The power of film, a gift divine, Stirring souls, weaving through time. Six dollars spent, a connection formed, A simple act, a heart transformed.
In every frame, a universe unfolds, Captivating minds, stories untold. Josh buys videos for six, a token small, Yet within them lies magic, captivating all
Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism Teacher: What? Boy: Well... Never mind, he's well supported
Free will is like having a vagina you don't need to know how to use it and you don't need to know what it does but what matters is that you have it.
Do you want to hear a joke about Paper? Never mind its Tear-able
I rub lipstick on my forehead to make up my mind
