Milk jokes
Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way, of course!
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
Once my dad left to get milk, then I realized we own a cow.
What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends, "I milked a cow, and it took awhile for it to warm up." His brother came over and said, "We don't have cows, we have bulls."
How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?
He saw his dad's corpse holding a jug of milk.
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink. The bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk. The lady complained about this, but then the bartender said, "Just shut up and swallow!"
Kid: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: To get milk.
TEN YEARS LATER
Kid's friend: Where's your dad?
Kid: He went to get milk but never came back.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
I had a calf for a while. The milk was bad until we bought a heifer.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?