Milk Jokes

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Anonymous
in Orphan

Why do orphans only eat cereal with water

Because their dad never came back with the milk

please help
in Difference

whats the diffrence between my dad and the milk man

the milk man comes back with the god damn milk

Fluffybunny69
in Orphan

Kid. What is an orphans favorite breakfast? Teacher. What? Kid. Fruity pebbles with water Teacher. Why water? Kid. Cause it's dad never came back with the milk

Anonymous
in Cow

Why didnt the cows eat the lemon grass.

It made sour milk.

Anonymous

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yummy testies
in Sister

When my dad left he said he would bring back the milk but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him and he said "I used all the milk to make your sister"

Anonymous
in Udder

The udder day i drank milk It was udderly delicious

Anonymous
in Orphan

why did the kid cry? his dad didn't get the milk

What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I’m Zaptos intolerant!

Anonymous
in Orphan

I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk (goes to the store grabs milk) as I grab the milk I thought hey I bet I can repeat her life twice

Anonymous

My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s.

He never came back

Emma <3
in Orphan

why do orphans eat cereal with water? because their dad never came home with the milk

Anonymous
in Dad

Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven't seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said "Oh no! i forgot the cereal!" then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again

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Carrot
in Orphan

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because there dad never came back with milk

orphanslayer69
in Orphan

Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

idk
in Orphan

why can´t a orphan have milk. his dad didn´t come back with the milk

Anonymous
in Orphan

why do orphans eat cereal with water?

their dad did not come back with the milk

Ben
in Orphan

Why do Orphans use water for there cereal

Because there dad never came back with the milk

Mighie

How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?

He saw his dads corpse holding a jug of milk.