Puns
what type of bee makes milk? A boobee
what type of bee makes milk? A boobee
what do you call expired milk
the milky way
What did the cookie say to the milk? What’s up duud
Wich bees produce milk?
Boobies
what is a milk? Milk!!!
What do you call a cow that doesn’t produce any milk? An udder failure.
Q:Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him? A: He doesn’t exist you childish sh**
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk? Theres money in my wallet for pizza I love you.
Why do Indians marry cows, because they bathe in milk.
Why do orphans like milk so much? Because they got no milk as a baby.
Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.)
I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can’t be trusted).
I gatherd some slapies.
The things I gatherd where Tomatos, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried out green beans! all that stuff! To the 4.
I need the tomatos to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish…WRONG!!! I am going to make it into a little snack…anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eye’s cry and burn but I will give them a towl after that. The dried out green beens are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that we make it like its not so iky!
I feed it to them! They overreacted! Please leave a comment. Byee!
Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some
one day i asked my mom where kids came from— she said the man who went to the milk store
5 years later he came back— and left again
What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?
A milk dud!
I don’t see why Africans complain about not having water, they have free chocolate milk.
while fucking a hot auntie pressing tightly her boobs and fondling He: What do you feed your babies ? She: Milk and Orange juice He: Wow, which side is orange juice ? 😋
Knob Klondike I want Ellen Poobiess please I want big jucy pobs in me right now Ellen girl give milk boob to me with good Pochyy babie
kid: aye mum imma do somthing dad could never do mum: and that is? kid walks out kid comes back in with milk mum:imma beat ya ass
10 years ago my dad went to get milk he said when he got back he was going to tell me a joke. that joke better be worth it
I once went to the bar for a pint, but the strippers their didn’t have that much breast milk.