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Puns

sam walker

what type of bee makes milk? A boobee

Milky Way

Anonymous

what do you call expired milk

the milky way

Cookie

Anonymous

What did the cookie say to the milk? What’s up duud

Puns

Thilda

Wich bees produce milk?

Boobies

Milk

jesus christ lord save m

what is a milk? Milk!!!

Cow

Anonymous

What do you call a cow that doesn’t produce any milk? An udder failure.

Eating

yas

Q:Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him? A: He doesn’t exist you childish sh**

Sadness

Unknown.

What did my dad say before he went to go get milk? Theres money in my wallet for pizza I love you.

Cow

Nathan John

Why do Indians marry cows, because they bathe in milk.

Orphan

Anonymous

Why do orphans like milk so much? Because they got no milk as a baby.

Sister

Prankster comes again.

Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.)

  1. I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can’t be trusted).

  2. I gatherd some slapies.

  3. The things I gatherd where Tomatos, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried out green beans! all that stuff! To the 4.

  4. I need the tomatos to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish…WRONG!!! I am going to make it into a little snack…anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eye’s cry and burn but I will give them a towl after that. The dried out green beens are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that we make it like its not so iky!

  5. I feed it to them! They overreacted! Please leave a comment. Byee!

Orphan

Orphan

Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some

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Orphan

Anonymous

one day i asked my mom where kids came from— she said the man who went to the milk store

5 years later he came back— and left again

Cow

Gwen

What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?

A milk dud!

Chocolate

CheetoBandito

I don’t see why Africans complain about not having water, they have free chocolate milk.

Baby

Yuvraj

while fucking a hot auntie pressing tightly her boobs and fondling He: What do you feed your babies ? She: Milk and Orange juice He: Wow, which side is orange juice ? 😋

Girl

Arkchev Look for girl

Knob Klondike I want Ellen Poobiess please I want big jucy pobs in me right now Ellen girl give milk boob to me with good Pochyy babie

Dad

jax

kid: aye mum imma do somthing dad could never do mum: and that is? kid walks out kid comes back in with milk mum:imma beat ya ass

Dad

Anonymous

10 years ago my dad went to get milk he said when he got back he was going to tell me a joke. that joke better be worth it

Bar

Will de lad

I once went to the bar for a pint, but the strippers their didn’t have that much breast milk.

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