I think my dads gay bc he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns
What’s an orphans least favourite beverage? Milk.
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
What do you call a cow with no toes
Lac-toes intolerant
How did you dad come back with the milk- the Milky Way
When my dad left he said he would bring back the milk but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him and he said "I used all the milk to make your sister"
What do you call a women with three boobs? Tres leches
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche 😂
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk
what type of bee makes milk? A boobee
My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother. My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
I will be back, im gonna get milk..... Me:....
why does the ophan drink hot coco with water because his dad never came back with the milk
What do you call a bee that produces milk, booby.
Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.
yesterday i was asked where my parents are i said getting milk
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad
I went home to my girlfriend, with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
