Milk jokes
I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.
They brought it over but spilled it on me.
I said that was a udder failure!
What's the difference between your mom and your dad? One leaves your life to go get milk, and the other cleans up after you, feeds you, and does your laundry.
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
What did the cookie say to the milk?
What’s up duud?
Guy spills milk on me. I say, "It's okay, we all make mistakes sometimes, but apparently your mom made a big one."
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
"HEY THAT’S MY MILK!"
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. The farmer says, "I milked your cow." The neighbor replies, "I have a bull, not a cow."
Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.