Milk jokes
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
when your mom finds out you pour milk before cereal
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
10 years ago my dad said I should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... I still eat cereal with water, sadly.
A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink. The bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk. The lady complained about this, but then the bartender said, "Just shut up and swallow!"
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
Old Mother Riley, had a fat cow.
She milked it and milked it but didn't know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits. Old Mother Riley was covered in sh!t.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy!
I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk.
The dad finally came back with the milk!
My friend went to buy some milk, why is she not back yet?
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
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