Pop a choccy milk!
What did the man say to the girl?
You just milked a cow.
While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋
Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some
“You’re the milk to my cookies”🍪🥛
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
maybe if you get a better hairline your dad will come back with the milk
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
I had a calf for a while. The milk was bad until we bought a heifer.
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
