I have a cow over my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor so my family force it to come and live with me at my place. The cow ask me where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk cheese yogurt and meat? In the refrigerator where do you think i keep on the farm with all the rest of those cows? That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed then she starting getting high and drinked some cow wine with titty milk and it made her shit all over the bed.
It was Christmas time for Little Johnny. He was going to make some cookies and milk for Santa until he heard shaking and moaning from his mother's bedroom. He thinks, "Meh, Dad's probably back from the grocery store". But 2 seconds later, he heard a "Ho Ho Ho Oh YEAH" and then a slap. He opens the door. He finds Santa riding on his 19 yr old mom. He asks, "Santa, when did you get here and WHAT are you doing?". Santa replied, "Your mother asked for her 'milk jar' to be filled, and that's what I am doing." Johnny says, "Oh." "But, Mom, you told me Dad was here, well where is he?"
(Santa winks at you)
What's the difference between refrigerator and a gay person... It don't moan when u put milk inside
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait
Q:Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him? A: He doesn’t exist you childish sh**
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow? -- You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
What’s the difference between milk and the air
At least the air will always be there for me
Yo mama so poor she eats 🥣 cereal with a fork to safe 🥛 milk
yo momma titty milk taste like captain crunch
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
kylin milks me all day like ima cow
Your dad went to get the milk but there he was actually trying to find his father.............he wasn't there
What does the plane that hit the twin towers and milk have in common? My dad went to get both and never came back.
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk
have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk
cause there dad never came back with it
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos
Daddy never came back with the milk
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk there parents didnt bring back
Yo, dad so stupid he brought the milk after 2 years and he said oh sorry son in a go back to the store bye.
what's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler? The thing is I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall
