Milk jokes
Pop a choccy milk!
I go to the shop and buy 2 pints of kimo.
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
Who did the cow want to hang with?
The udders.
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
for real
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
We were so poor when we were kids, dad used to jerk off the dog to feed the cat.
Your mama's so crazy, she cooks her chicken drumsticks in raspberries and milk.
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
Man: Hey kids, who wants milk?
Kids: Me!
Man: *unzips fly*
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.