Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
Pop a choccy milk!
What did the man say to the girl?
You just milked a cow.
While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
"You’re the milk to my cookies."
Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Where can you find the most dads?
Milk Island.
