Milk jokes
Pop a choccy milk!
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
Cherish you chocolate milk.
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
What did the man say to the girl?
You just milked a cow.
While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
"You’re the milk to my cookies."
Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"