Milk

Milk Jokes

Mama

Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.

Difference

What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?

You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.

Orange Juice

While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋

Dad

I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."

Orphan

Why do orphans hate any milk?

Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧

Cake

How to make emo cakes:

Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!

Dad

One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.

Dad

Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.

Rapper

How does a rapper like their coffee?

With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.

Cow

"Knock, knock?"

"Who's there?"

"Cow said."

"Cow said who?"

"Cow says moo you ding dong!"

Orphan

Why do orphans like cows?

Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.