Milk jokes
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
Spoiled milk.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.
What's the difference between your mom and your dad? One leaves your life to go get milk, and the other cleans up after you, feeds you, and does your laundry.
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
What did the dad say to the kid?
Nothing, he went to get the milk.
I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
What's the hardest part when making skimmed milk?
Throwing the cow across the lake.
Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn't real.
Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk.
I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.
They brought it over but spilled it on me.
I said that was a udder failure!
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. The farmer says, "I milked your cow." The neighbor replies, "I have a bull, not a cow."
What did the cookie say to the milk?
What’s up duud?
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
I would tell you a milk joke, but it's whey too cheesy!