I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.
I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf??
A:Blue Cheese
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
You know if you go to wal-mart, and go to the milk section you might just find your dads
What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence
Udder destruction
Yesterday, a guy threw a litre of milk at me.
How dairy!
My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!😅
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk (goes to the store grabs milk) as I grab the milk I thought hey I bet I can repeat her life twice
Why was the cow afraid? He was a cow-herd.
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow? "It's pasture bed time."
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? “ Because his dad never brought the milk.”
Man: Cow milk is drinkable Other man: How do you know that? Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth* Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
why does a orphan use water for his cereal? He is waiting for his dad with the milk
