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Cow

Corey

A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls

Cow

Mcat

Where do astronaut cows go to get milk? The milky way! 😂😅

Puns

Anonymous

My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.

Cow

Deer Boy

Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.

Try

Anonymous

What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?

Udder

Anonymous

What do you call terrible milk?

Udder Bullshit

Lost

Anonymous

Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!😅

Juice

Anonymous

Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn’t like juice.

Con

Anonymous

What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche 😂

Man

Liam

The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy

Kid

Recon snipe

What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.

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Dad

Anonymous

Cashier: Will you want the milk in a bag today sir?

Customer: I’ll just keep it in the carton if you don’t mind.

Little Johnny

Xzavier

Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”

Orphan

Anonymous

Why do orphans eat cereal with water? cuz there dad never came back with the milk

Cow

Anonymous

Cow: can’t be milked for 20 years

9/11:

Date

Anonymous

Is it weird that a Milk Carton has a date and I don’t.

Cow

Anonymous

Once my dad left to get milk then I realized we own a cow.

Day

Anonymous

The udder day i drank milk It was udderly delicious

Man

Anonymous

you know i got attacked by a man with cheese and a bit of milk. how dairy!!

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