Milk jokes
My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says, "Hey dad! Whatcha doin'?"
His father says, "I'm filling your mom's tank."
Johnny says, "Oh yeah, well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because the milk man filled her up this morning."
Old Mother Riley, had a fat cow.
She milked it and milked it but didn't know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits. Old Mother Riley was covered in sh!t.
Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
Child: *drinking milk*
Farmer: Hey, what are you doing?
Child: Oh, I just milked one of your cows.
Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls.
Child: *realizes*
Why did orphans have to drink their own piss?
Because last time they went to the bar, they went with their dad and drank some Corona, then got drunk and started eating someone's toenails, so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody had to evacuate the bar. Then the orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world, so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to, so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldn't die and loved it. So then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking, so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on YouTube, and the boy became famous, so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk, then the little boy became really rich.
Want to hear a joke about milk? No, it's too cheesy.
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!😅
What's the difference between my dad and the milk man? The milk man comes back with the goddamn milk.
Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.