A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls

Where do astronaut cows go to get milk? The milky way! 😂😅

My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.

Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.

What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?

What do you call terrible milk?

Udder Bullshit

Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!😅

Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn’t like juice.

What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche 😂

The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy

What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.

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Cashier: Will you want the milk in a bag today sir?

Customer: I’ll just keep it in the carton if you don’t mind.

Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”

Why do orphans eat cereal with water? cuz there dad never came back with the milk

Cow: can’t be milked for 20 years

9/11:

Is it weird that a Milk Carton has a date and I don’t.

Once my dad left to get milk then I realized we own a cow.

The udder day i drank milk It was udderly delicious

you know i got attacked by a man with cheese and a bit of milk. how dairy!!