Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
Milk Jokes
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesnât have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Itâs not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Whatâs the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
Why couldnât the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!đ
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
What's the difference between your mom and your dad? One leaves your life to go get milk, and the other cleans up after you, feeds you, and does your laundry.
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. The farmer says, "I milked your cow." The neighbor replies, "I have a bull, not a cow."
Is it weird that a milk carton has a date, and I donât?
Why donât cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
My dad still hasnât come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
You know if you go to Wal-Mart, and go to the milk section, you might just find your dads.
My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk. (Goes to the store, grabs milk.) As I grab the milk, I thought, "Hey, I bet I can repeat her life twice."
Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way, of course!
