Milk jokes
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way, of course!
Can you make me a bowl of cereal? Oh wait, your dad never came back with the milk.
Once my dad left to get milk, then I realized we own a cow.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?
I actually come back with the milk.
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?
"Because his dad never brought the milk."
How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?
He saw his dad's corpse holding a jug of milk.
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
Q: Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him?
A: He doesn’t exist, you childish sh**!
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.