Milk Jokes

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in Orphan

Kid: Dad where are you going

Dad: To get milk


Kids friend: wheres your dad

Kid: he went to get milk but never came back

in Offensive

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back. Miss you dad. -Aniya

in Dark Humor

a joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never come back


what is the difference between your dad and a boomarang. The boomerang comes back


I went home to my girlfriend, with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"

Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"


What did the cookie say to the milk? What’s up duud

I ❤️Pands

My dad went to go get milk, he came back 7 years later and we had to send him back because he got the wrong milk

in Cow

What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.

Orphan Joke lover
in Orphan

Why do orphans hate cereal?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

FaZe Judd
in Orphan

Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk


My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother. My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.

Recon snipe

What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.

in Orphan

Why do Orphans have gross cakes? Because their dad didn't come home with the milk milk.

in Dad

I will be back, im gonna get milk..... Me:....


what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad


Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.

in Orphan

yesterday i was asked where my parents are i said getting milk

Mommy’s little orphan

Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.

in Orphan

why does the orphan eat water with cereal? mom forgot to come back with the milk

in Orphanage

why does the ophan drink hot coco with water because his dad never came back with the milk