what did the man say to the girl? You just milked a cow.

knock knock whos theres condensed condensed who condensed milk

bruh ppl always makin jokes bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk

What type of bees give milk, BOOBbees

Jay and Andrew, are best friends whom are almost alike, the difference between them both is Jay is poor and well…Andrew on the other hand is suck-a-dick-poor. Let me explain, Jay wakes-up in his room, walks to the kitchen and asks his mom Lisa (I call her Lisa now btw) if there is anything to eat, “No bitch !” She replies, so Jay drinks a glass of milk and goes back to bed. Now Andrew…wakes-up jumps out of bed and he’s in the kitchen, he sees his mom fixing some for work, after a long hard night of giving her husband blue-balls, “Anything left for me Mother?” Andrew asks “Sorry Honey, I have to eat to put food on the table and to get the running again.” *so she goes to work taking her time * Andrew sits by his bedside and says to himself “Man…I’d suck a dick for some water right now.” his mom storms back after hearing what he had said "I’ll buy you a soda if u do my first customer for me!!! "

wanna hear a joke you need some milk

A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese-how dairy

I have a cow over my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor so my family force it to come and live with me at my place. The cow ask me where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk cheese yogurt and meat? In the refrigerator where do you think i keep on the farm with all the rest of those cows? That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed then she starting getting high and drinked some cow wine with titty milk and it made her shit all over the bed.

WHAT KIND OF BEES PRODCE MILK BOOBIES

milk is that the uganda way

Knock Knock

How’s there?

Milk man

Milkman who

Milk poooooooooooooooop peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep man

my dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is

i was at a milk store and ordered some milk they brought it over but spilled it on me I said that was a udder failure

U better get used to having dry ceral cuz ur dad aint never bringing the milk back.

What do you get from pampered cows? Spoiled Milk

How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?

He saw his dads corpse holding a jug of milk.

why do orphans eat cereal with water? because their dad never came back with the milk.

girl- mom, meet my boyfriend mom- meet my boyfriend girls boyfriend- dad is that you are you back from the supermarket with milk mom’s boyfriend- uh gtg

Your Dad Went To The shop to get milk came back went again but never came back due to a car crash due to a itchy rash

oh he needs some milk!