what did the orphan say to his dad last plz get non fat milk
Child:Hello I can’t find my dad.stranger:Oh well when and where did you last see him?child:Oh I remember 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
10 years ago my dad said i should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... i still eat cereal with water sadly
Does an orphanage have daddy issues
Yes because he didn't come back form getting the milk
A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink, the bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk, the lady complained about this but then the bartender said, "just shut up and swallow"
Who did the cow 🐄 want to hang with?
The udders
What did the cow say to its udders? Hi
A little girl was sitting with some other kids, she thought to herself, I want to have kids when Im older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!🤣🤣
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
My dad went to go get milk, he came back 7 years later and we had to send him back because he got the wrong milk
School teacher: "Hey kid. why don't you just go home to your family?" Orphan: "My family never came back for me" School teacher: "Your daddy must of really needed that milk"
Q: What do you call a cranky cow? A: Moooooooody
Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk
A cow is at his friend's house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?
On the COWch (couch)
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says "I milked your cow". the neighbor replies "i have a bull not a cow"
I got udder jokes too
Why didnt the cows eat the lemon grass.
It made sour milk.
if the average male walks 1.7 miles a day then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.
