Milk jokes
I had a calf for a while. The milk was bad until we bought a heifer.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?
I actually come back with the milk.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?
"Because his dad never brought the milk."
Q: Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him?
A: He doesn’t exist, you childish sh**!
Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way, of course!
My dad never came back with the milk. My mom told me he's in the army.
Once my dad left to get milk, then I realized we own a cow.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Pop a choccy milk!