What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
so an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk the cashier goes ''woah why so much'' the orphan goes ''my dad never came back with the milk so well here we are ''
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
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You know why teacher punished dairy milk.. 🍫🍫?? Answer : because he was choco_'late' to school.. 🏣
what did the dad say to the kid nothing he went to get the milk
What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche 😂
bruh ppl always makin jokes bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk
Why do orphans like milk so much? Because they got no milk as a baby.
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say “ I’m going to get milk!” To his wife and kids
what is a milk? Milk!!!!
Why did Orphans have to drink there own piss? Because last time they went to the bar they went with there dad and drank some corona then got drunk and started eating someones toenails so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody has to evacuate the bar then the Orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldnt die and loved it so then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on youtube and the boy became famous so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk then the little boy became really rich
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK LOL AJAJAJAAJAJSHXDH XDDDDDDD
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk? -- In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow? -- You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? -- Because they lactose.
guy spills milk on a me i say " it's OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one
i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.
I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf??
A:Blue Cheese
