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Cow

Anonymous

what did the man say to the girl? You just milked a cow.

Knock knock

Condensed

knock knock whos theres condensed condensed who condensed milk

Dad

Kamikaze

bruh ppl always makin jokes bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk

Bee

Anonymous

What type of bees give milk, BOOBbees

Difference

deviruzh or devirush

Jay and Andrew, are best friends whom are almost alike, the difference between them both is Jay is poor and well…Andrew on the other hand is suck-a-dick-poor. Let me explain, Jay wakes-up in his room, walks to the kitchen and asks his mom Lisa (I call her Lisa now btw) if there is anything to eat, “No bitch !” She replies, so Jay drinks a glass of milk and goes back to bed. Now Andrew…wakes-up jumps out of bed and he’s in the kitchen, he sees his mom fixing some for work, after a long hard night of giving her husband blue-balls, “Anything left for me Mother?” Andrew asks “Sorry Honey, I have to eat to put food on the table and to get the running again.” *so she goes to work taking her time * Andrew sits by his bedside and says to himself “Man…I’d suck a dick for some water right now.” his mom storms back after hearing what he had said "I’ll buy you a soda if u do my first customer for me!!! "

Funny

Anonymous

wanna hear a joke you need some milk

Man

Bad

A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese-how dairy

Cow

Anonymous

I have a cow over my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor so my family force it to come and live with me at my place. The cow ask me where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk cheese yogurt and meat? In the refrigerator where do you think i keep on the farm with all the rest of those cows? That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed then she starting getting high and drinked some cow wine with titty milk and it made her shit all over the bed.

America

luke

WHAT KIND OF BEES PRODCE MILK BOOBIES

Milky Way

Anonymous

milk is that the uganda way

Man

Anonymous

Knock Knock

How’s there?

Milk man

Milkman who

Milk poooooooooooooooop peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep man

Orphan

little timmy

my dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is

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Udder

Anonymous

i was at a milk store and ordered some milk they brought it over but spilled it on me I said that was a udder failure

Dad

gay

U better get used to having dry ceral cuz ur dad aint never bringing the milk back.

Cow

Jaden

What do you get from pampered cows? Spoiled Milk

Dad

Mighie

How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?

He saw his dads corpse holding a jug of milk.

Orphan

Anonymous

why do orphans eat cereal with water? because their dad never came back with the milk.

Girl

@emma.the.weirdoo tiktok

girl- mom, meet my boyfriend mom- meet my boyfriend girls boyfriend- dad is that you are you back from the supermarket with milk mom’s boyfriend- uh gtg

Dad

A Bad Joke

Your Dad Went To The shop to get milk came back went again but never came back due to a car crash due to a itchy rash

Need

Anonymous

oh he needs some milk!

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