Milk Jokes

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Dick pick55
in Offensive

You know if you go to wal-mart, and go to the milk section you might just find your dads

Impostor is sus
in Orphan

Why do orphans have water in their cereal? Because their dad never came home with the milk.

in Orphan

why did the orphan cross the road?

to finally get his milk.

Ted

Why do cow milking stools only have three legs,

Because the cow has the udder!

Anonymous
in Orphan

Why do orphans always have water in their cereal because the dad never came back with the milk

Norm

What is the worst part of milking a cow?

The smell of the dairy air.

Anonymous

What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche 😂

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Anonymous

I think my dads gay bc he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns

Anonymous

What do you call terrible milk?

Udder Bullshit

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Anonymous
in Orphan

Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk

I was going to tell my dad a joke but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet

Not your mom
in Orphan

What’s an orphans least favourite drink

Milk because his parents never came back with it

Anonymous
in Orphan

Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.

Anonymous

Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.

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Anonymous
in Find

Child:Hello I can’t find my dad.stranger:Oh well when and where did you last see him?child:Oh I remember 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.

Anonymous

Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? “ Because his dad never brought the milk.”

Daniel King
in Cow

Why don’t cows 🐄 have any money?

Because farmers milk them dry.

Anonymi Spools

Yo dad's so stupid he came back after he got the milk.

Liam

The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me .....how dairy

Anonymous
in Orphan

why do orphans not like cereal.......bc there dad never came back with milk.