Milk jokes
Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.
What is the worst part of milking a cow? The smell of the dairy air.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk. (Goes to the store, grabs milk.) As I grab the milk, I thought, "Hey, I bet I can repeat her life twice."
Can you make me a bowl of cereal? Oh wait, your dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
Is it weird that a milk carton has a date, and I don’t?
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!😅
I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.
What's the difference between my dad and the milk man? The milk man comes back with the goddamn milk.
Why don’t cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
You know if you go to Wal-Mart, and go to the milk section, you might just find your dads.
Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way, of course!
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back.
Miss you dad.
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?