Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? “ Because his dad never brought the milk.”
Man: Cow milk is drinkable Other man: How do you know that? Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth* Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
why does a orphan use water for his cereal? He is waiting for his dad with the milk
why can ́t a orphan have milk. his dad didn ́t come back with the milk
How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?
He saw his dads corpse holding a jug of milk.
Can you make me a bowl of cereal, oh wait you dad never came back with the milk
Kid: Dad where are you going
Dad: To get milk
TEN YEARS LATER
Kids friend: wheres your dad
Kid: he went to get milk but never came back
why did the kid cry? his dad didn't get the milk
The udder day i drank milk It was udderly delicious
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I’m Zaptos intolerant!
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Why do Orphans have gross cakes? Because their dad didn't come home with the milk milk.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back. Miss you dad. -Aniya
What did the cookie say to the milk? What’s up duud
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
What’s an orphans least favourite beverage? Milk.
I think my dads gay bc he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns
what type of bee makes milk? A boobee
My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother. My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
What do you call a bee that produces milk, booby.
