why can ́t a orphan have milk. his dad didn ́t come back with the milk
What goes Snap Crackle and Pop? A neck
What milk orphan babies drink? Not their moms tho
Can you make me a bowl of cereal, oh wait you dad never came back with the milk
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with there dad than there mom?
They already know that there dad is gonna get " Milk " and never return
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.
How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?
He saw his dads corpse holding a jug of milk.
Kid: Dad where are you going
Dad: To get milk
TEN YEARS LATER
Kids friend: wheres your dad
Kid: he went to get milk but never came back
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
I was going to tell my dad a joke but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
Why do Orphans have gross cakes? Because their dad didn't come home with the milk milk.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I’m Zaptos intolerant!
why did the kid cry? his dad didn't get the milk
The udder day i drank milk It was udderly delicious
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back. Miss you dad. -Aniya
why did the orphan cross the road?
to finally get his milk.
Kid. What is an orphans favorite breakfast? Teacher. What? Kid. Fruity pebbles with water Teacher. Why water? Kid. Cause it's dad never came back with the milk
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What did the cookie say to the milk? What’s up duud
