You know if you go to wal-mart, and go to the milk section you might just find your dads
Why do orphans have water in their cereal? Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Why do cow milking stools only have three legs,
Because the cow has the udder!
Why do orphans always have water in their cereal because the dad never came back with the milk
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche 😂
I think my dads gay bc he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns
What do you call terrible milk?
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk
What’s an orphans least favourite drink
Milk because his parents never came back with it
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
Child:Hello I can’t find my dad.stranger:Oh well when and where did you last see him?child:Oh I remember 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? “ Because his dad never brought the milk.”
Why don’t cows 🐄 have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
Yo dad's so stupid he came back after he got the milk.
The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me .....how dairy
why do orphans not like cereal.......bc there dad never came back with milk.