Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?
"Because his dad never brought the milk."
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?
He saw his dad's corpse holding a jug of milk.
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.
Can you make me a bowl of cereal? Oh wait, your dad never came back with the milk.
Kid: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: To get milk.
TEN YEARS LATER
Kid's friend: Where's your dad?
Kid: He went to get milk but never came back.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back.
Miss you dad.
What did the cookie say to the milk?
What’s up duud?
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.
My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother.
My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
