Milk

Milk jokes

Cookie

Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?

"Because his dad never brought the milk."

Man

Man: Cow milk is drinkable.

Other man: How do you know that?

Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*

Other man: John...h-how do you know that!

Orphan

Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?

He is waiting for his dad with the milk.

Dad

Can you make me a bowl of cereal? Oh wait, your dad never came back with the milk.

Memes

Kid

Kid: Dad, where are you going?

Dad: To get milk.

TEN YEARS LATER

Kid's friend: Where's your dad?

Kid: He went to get milk but never came back.

Pokémon

What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?

I’m Zaptos intolerant!

Orphan

Why do orphans have gross cakes?

Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.

Dad

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back.

Miss you dad.

Minefield

How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?

He saw his dad's corpse holding a jug of milk.

Dad

I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.

Grandmother

My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother.

My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.

Cow

Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.