Milk jokes
Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way, of course!
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends, "I milked a cow, and it took awhile for it to warm up." His brother came over and said, "We don't have cows, we have bulls."
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
Want to hear a joke about milk? No, it's too cheesy.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?
"Because his dad never brought the milk."
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
What's the difference between my dad and the milk man? The milk man comes back with the goddamn milk.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
What is a milk?
Milk!!!!