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Cow

Anonymous

What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.

Baby

n8

What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK LOL AJAJAJAAJAJSHXDH XDDDDDDD

Milky Way

7fries

Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way of course!

Difference

Haddox Dow Humphries

What’s the difference between your mom and your dad one leaves your life to go get milk and the other cleans up after you, feeds you, and does your laundry

Jug

Peter Griffin

She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin’ at her jugs.

Orphan

Anonymous

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because there dad never came back with the milk

Dad

Anonymous

I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.

Common

Anonymous

What does five dicks sticking out of the glory holes and five udders both have in common? they are ready for milking

Difference

please help

whats the diffrence between my dad and the milk man

the milk man comes back with the god damn milk

Dad

chloe smith

if the average male walks 1.7 miles a day then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk

Dad

Anonymous

what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad

Milky Way

joker

what do you call expired milk

the4 milky way

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Orphan

Anonymous

so an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk the cashier goes ‘‘woah why so much’’ the orphan goes ''my dad never came back with the milk so well here we are ‘’

Orphan

Anonymous

Why does the orphan not buy milk

That’s what there parents are doing

Cow

Anonymous

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow? – You stop milking a cow after 15 years.

Difference

Anonymous

What is the difference between cum and milk… NOTHING they are both white and tasty

Orphan

Anonymous

Why do orphans have dry cereal Because they’re still waiting on the milk

Chocolate

Faisal

You know why teacher punished dairy milk… 🍫🍫?? Answer : because he was choco_‘late’ to school… 🏣

Milky Way

joker

what do you call expired milk

the milky way

Egg

Prankster. Kenya bailey!

Prankster is Backster…DANG IT: Hey guys, prank for today is when I lied about feeling sick so I won’t have to go to school. Introduction: This prank was commentited a week ago! Around 5:00 a.m. in the morning! 1. I got out some eggs, milk, salt, and a little bit of mashed olives…will those are main ingreidents. 2. I mixed it all up for about 2 mins just make it look really like barf…no going to school today! 3. I put it under the sofa just give it some solid scence to it. 4. I fix my breakfast eggs and becon. Then when my mom comes down I…PULL OUT MY FAKE BARF!!! News flash make a fake excuse for her to leave! My excuse is "I need some thing its in my room I don’t want to get cause it would wast time" She fell for it. Then I pull out my FAKE barf which looks like real barf. Then you say or I said "Mom I don’t feel so good’’! News flash: Don’t over sell it think about all that boring school work! and guess what she fell for it so I spend all day doing nothing…aboulty nothing! Will thats the prankster anymore pranks you want ask me in the comment section! Byeeeeeeeeeee

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