Milk jokes
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?
"Because his dad never brought the milk."
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.
Can you make me a bowl of cereal? Oh wait, your dad never came back with the milk.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back.
Miss you dad.
Kid: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: To get milk.
TEN YEARS LATER
Kid's friend: Where's your dad?
Kid: He went to get milk but never came back.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother.
My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?
He saw his dad's corpse holding a jug of milk.
What did the cookie say to the milk?
What’s up duud?
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.