Michael Jackson jokes
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.
He sing, he dance, he he.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?
Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
The time when Michael Jackson came in his pajamas during the trial. Whether or not it was because he saw a 7-year-old boy has yet to be determined.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.