Michael Jackson jokes

What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?

They both say "Hello children!"

What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?

Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.

What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.

What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."

What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."

Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!

What Costco food is associated with Michael Joseph Jackson?

The Jackson dog. It's 49-year-old sausage between 6-year-old buns.

Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?

He wanted to clean out the blanket.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.

Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?

Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.

What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.

When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.

What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.

Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?

Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.

Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.

What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."

What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.

What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.

What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.