What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
What Costco food is associated with Michael Joseph Jackson?
The Jackson dog. It's 49-year-old sausage between 6-year-old buns.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little weiners
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
What does michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
The teacher asked a young boy in primary school, "Can you tell me the alphabet?"
To which the boy replies, "No."
The teacher then sets his homework to learn the alphabet.
At home, the boy goes up to his mum, who is on the phone, and asks, "Can you tell me the alphabet?"
"Shut up," she replied.
The boy goes to his dad, who just won the footie match, and asks, "Can you teach me the alphabet?"
But the dad is too busy celebrating and shouting, "Hell yeah! Hell yeah! Yeaaahh!"
The boy goes to his big brother and asks him to teach him the alphabet.
But his brother is singing, "I'm Michael Jackson, I'm Michael Jackson!"
The boy goes to his sister and asks her for the alphabet.
But his sister is singing, "In my big red car, in my big red car!"
The next day the teacher asks him the alphabet.
The boy replies, "Shut up."
"Alright, I'm sending you to the principal's office right now."
The boy replies, "Hell yeah! Hell yeah! Yeaaahh!"
In the office, the principal says, "Who do you think you are?"
The boy replies, "I'm Michael Jackson, I'm Michael Jackson!"
The principal now says, "How do you think you'll get away with this?"
The boy then replies, "In my big red car, in my big red car!"
