Michael Jackson jokes
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart? Because he heard boys' pants were half off!
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.