Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson jokes

Chef

What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?

They both say "Hello children!"

Money

What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?

Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.

Blanket

What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.

Word

What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."

Childhood

What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."

Man

Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.

Food

What Costco food is associated with Michael Joseph Jackson?

The Jackson dog. It's 49-year-old sausage between 6-year-old buns.

Baby

Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?

He wanted to clean out the blanket.

Pedophile

Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?

Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.

Rubber

What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.

Hospital

When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.

Pedo

What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.

Masturbation

Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?

Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.

Chocolate

Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.

Word

What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."

Object

What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.

TV

What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.