Michael Jackson jokes
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?
Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.