What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
Michael Jackson Jokes
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?
Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.
He sing, he dance, he he.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say when little boys walk away?
"Give in to me-hee-he!"
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
