Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
