Michael Jackson jokes
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
What's white and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
When did Michael say, "This is it"?
2009.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."