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Procrastination

Daddy dick · 3 years ago

So true tho ☠️😂🤣

The image shows a Kermit the Frog plush sitting on a white surface. Above Kermit, there is a text saying "Me: I'll do it at 8", "Time: 8.05", and "Me: looks like I gotta wait till 9 now".

Boyfriend

Inessa :) · 3 years ago

The image shows two parts. The top part is a screenshot of a text message conversation between 'My Crush' and another person. 'My Crush' asks three questions: What is the missing vowel? A, E, ?, O, U, What is the opposite of hate? and What is the opposite of me? The answers received are I, Love, and My boyfriend, respectively. Below the screenshot are two pictures of the Kermit the Frog. In the first picture, Kermit is looking at the phone. In the second one Kermit is on the floor with hands on his chest in a painful position.

Reverse Card

MysteryGirl · 3 years ago

🤐

The image shows a meme with two text panels and a picture. The top text says, "doctor: you have three days to live." Below this is text that says "me:" next to an Uno reverse card image. The bottom text is "doctor:", below which is a picture of a surprised-looking Kermit the Frog.

Year

DreamBlue · 2 years ago

The image shows a four-panel grid of Kermit the Frog in different states. In the first panel, he's sitting on a log fishing. In the second, he's sitting on a rock, looking thoughtful. In the third, he's leaning against a post. In the fourth, he's looking out a window on a rainy day. The text "that's how my whole year gone" is overlaid at the top of the grid.

Michael Jackson

TheForeverVirgin · 3 years ago

yo kermit you tryna be like michael jackson?

Kermit the Frog is sitting on the floor next to a large bottle of Clorox bleach. His arm is extended, and he is staring into the distance.

Covid

fej;wrqejipei3oqkvmkfsegkwq · 3 years ago

Covid bruh

The image shows two pictures of Kermit the Frog looking out a window. The left image is captioned "March 2020" and shows Kermit with a normal figure. The right image is captioned "March 2021" and shows Kermit looking much fatter.

Car

Labradorian🇨🇭🔥 · 1 year ago

The meme shows a view from a car onto a road with some other cars, including a flatbed tow truck. Below this, the meme features an image of two Kermit the Frog characters: one in the shadows whispering 'DO IT'. The text above the road says 'When I see a car like this'.

March

DaBaba_G · 3 years ago

It just don't feel right bro

Two images of Kermit the Frog standing by a window. On the left, Kermit is slim with the text "March 2020" above. On the right, Kermit is larger with the text "March 2021" above.

Home

𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐 · 3 years ago

The image shows Kermit the Frog with a slightly puzzled look. Above him is written "When you sneeze and you hear a 'bless you' but you're home alone..."

Laugh

Labradorian🇨🇭🔥 · 1 year ago

The image shows a picture of a Kermit the Frog doll lying on a bed with a breathing mask on its face. The text above the picture reads, "Me after laughing at my own jokes." Below the image, the text says, "me before I even get the joke out."

Procrastination

Wade · 2 years ago

Procrastination

The image shows two Kermit the Frog figures. The first one is the regular Kermit. The second one is Kermit wearing a dark hood. The text above the image is "Me: Just sleep 20 more minutes. Me: How about 30 minutes. Me: Just skip work. Me: Just quit your job."

Body

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A still image from the Muppets. Gonzo, a blue puppet with a large nose and grey hair, is looking at Kermit, a green frog puppet. The text below the image says, "Gonzo uses his psychic powers to crush Kermit's brittle, amphibian body."

Procrastination

Wade · 2 years ago

Procrastination

A picture of a Kermit the Frog doll sitting on a white bed. The text above reads: "Me: I'll do it at 8 Time: 8.05 Me: looks like I gotta wait till 9 now."

Photo

ohio nugget · 3 years ago

lol

The image shows a sad-looking Kermit the Frog standing by a window with rain streaks. Text above the image reads: "me: I haven't taken a photo of me in awhile. *takes photo* me: oh, that's why."

Money

period boo · 2 years ago

for real

Two images of Kermit the Frog. The first one is a normal image of Kermit. The second shows Kermit wearing a dark cloak. The text says: "Me: I'm so happy I'm saving money. Me to me: Now spend all of it."

Mom

period boo · 2 years ago

A picture of Kermit the Frog looking shocked or surprised, slightly angled, with a shower or faucet in the background. The text reads "WHEN YOUR MOM ROAST YOU IN FRONT OF YOUR SQUAD."

Husband

period boo · 2 years ago

Kermit the Frog is sitting at a table with a cup. The text on the image reads: "Isn't that your 3rd plate?" Me: Isn't that your 3rd husband?

Procrastination

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Me every day

A picture of the Kermit the Frog puppet sitting on white sheets. The text overlay says "Me: I'll do it at 8. Time: 8.05. Me: looks like I gotta wait till 9 now."

People

period boo · 2 years ago

A picture of Kermit the Frog lying on his stomach while using a smartphone. The text reads, "I hate it when people text me: 'Call me'. I'm gonna start calling people and when they answer, I'm gonna say, 'text me', and hang up."

Bed

ohio nugget · 3 years ago

so true

A picture of Kermit the frog lying in bed holding a Holy Bible. The text above reads: "When you go to bed after watching a scary movie."

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