Michael Jackson jokes
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
The time when Michael Jackson came in his pajamas during the trial. Whether or not it was because he saw a 7-year-old boy has yet to be determined.
Me at the dinner table
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
I play saxophone, and I like to tell everyone I am a registered s/o (short for saxophone operator) in hopes of one day starting a jazz band, but now everyone looks at me weird, and when I go to house parties to perform, everyone hides their children, but little do they know I LOVE children. For some reason, I got multiple restraining orders because I said, “I want to touch the kids so they can one day become musicians themselves... like Michael Jackson.” I have then since moved from my hometown to Florida, where I can meet up with other s/o’s, and surprisingly, they have similar stories to me, but they say they have never even touched a saxophone, but they do like touching kids, which I’m all down for, just me and my buddies showing the new youth their abilities.
Update: i figured out what they meant by s/o is not the same as my s/o :(
"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
He sing, he dance, he he.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"