Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson rush over to K-Mart one morning 🌄? Because he heard little boys 👦 pants 👖 were half off!

Why boys feel safe at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch? Ronald McDonald's don't put his meat between boy's buns

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong walked ON the moon and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.

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What’s the difference between a Michael Jackson and a shopping bag.

Is a dangerous for kids if put on their face the other one is used to carry groceries