Michael Jackson jokes
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
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What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.