What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
What is Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite town? Boise.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?
Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.
