What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.
Michael Jackson Jokes
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say when little boys walk away?
"Give in to me-hee-he!"
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
