How are laundry and michael jackson related? They both got bleached!
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?Shhhhhhh this might hurt a little.
Why did Michael Jackson rush over to K-Mart one morning 🌄? Because he heard little boys 👦 pants 👖 were half off!
what's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag ones plastic and dangerous to play with the other is to carry groceries.
What touches kids and is made out of plastic? Michael Jackson here hee
How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
The big hand is on the little hand!
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school? Because he’s dead.
Michael proveed anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black bo grow up to be a rich white woman?
Why boys feel safe at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch? Ronald McDonald's don't put his meat between boy's buns
I was sweat'n like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar? Milk-hee-hee way
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong walked ON the moon and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
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Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white? Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
What Costco food is associated with Michael Joseph Jackson? The Jackson dog. It's 49 year old saussge between 6 year old buns.
Why did Michael Joseph Jackson dangle the baby over the balcony? He wanted to air out the blanket.
What’s the difference between a Michael Jackson and a shopping bag.
Is a dangerous for kids if put on their face the other one is used to carry groceries
What does michael Jackson's favorite drink? Mi-hee-lk
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in michael Jackson's bed