What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say when little boys walk away?
"Give in to me-hee-he!"
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
