Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson jokes

Lamp

    • What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?

    A Jacko Lantern!

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    • X box

    • What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.

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    • Autopsy

    • You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?

    It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.

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    • Michael Jackson memes

    Domestic Violence

    • I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.

    Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.

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    • Mickey Mouse

    • What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)

    Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.

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    • Chris Hansen

    • Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.

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    • Nut

    • Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.

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    • Run

    • What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?

    Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.

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    • Chess

    • Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?

    He can't choose between black or white.

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