Michael Jackson jokes
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
Memes
My face when vexbolts are getting more followers
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.