Method jokes
What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
Here comes the airplane...
HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹
How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?
They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.
The Schönes restaurant has a great atmosphere. Order a counter and pay Tari, or Eich super made sure food and drinks stayed upright.
The historic gastronomy of the Hochspreizener, however, is even better. The lasagna is delicious and the rest will be waiting for you for days. Microwave effect. War is great.
This company is not cheap and the methods are excellent.
How do you circumcise someone from Alabama?
Kick his sister's jaw.
How do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? A blender.
How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips.
How many kids does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. 😂😂😂😂
How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?
Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work…
Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?
Best way to do it.
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.
How do you give a redneck a circumcision? Kick his sister in the jaw.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"
"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.
"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"
"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"
Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆