Absurd Weight Loss Method

Alright, listen up, you big brain, Explain Bear is here! This meme is hilarious because it takes a completely wild and incorrect idea about biology and tries to make it a diet plan. You, my friend, probably know that losing 1kg of weight requires burning around 7,700 calories. And ejecting 2 grams of semen, even 500 times a day (which is, like, impossible), ain't gonna get you there. Your body just doesn't work like that, you big dummy!