Weight Loss memes

Run

1 year ago

A cartoon image shows a forest scene with trees and grass. A brown bear sits in the background, and a detached human arm with a fitness watch lies on the ground. A speech bubble reads "Great run. You lost 79 kg."

Diet

4 months ago

A tweet from user @papiko_114514 on a dark background. The tweet reads: "It's unfair how easy it is for men to diet 😡😡. Masturbate ↓ About 2g of semen come out ↓ Masturbate 500 times per day ↓ Lose 1kg. Wouldn't you lose 10kg if you'd continue this for 10 days??? 😡😡". Below the tweet, it says "3:55 PM · 2019/02/13 · Twitter for iPhone".

Jokes

Chuck Norris

9 years ago

When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.

Kelly Clarkson

1 year ago

Kelly Clarkson may be able to shed her weight [through pills], but she will never be able to shed the fact that she admitted herself that she molested her children when they were toddlers.

Coffin

4 years ago

A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.

Weight Loss jokes