When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
Kelly Clarkson may be able to shed her weight [through pills], but she will never be able to shed the fact that she admitted herself that she molested her children when they were toddlers.
A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.
Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
aunt: on internet buying weight loss pills for 15 dollars neice: i found that show on Netflix that you wanted to watch its 3 dollars to watch aunt: im not paying for that shit neice: yet u sit there and buy weight loss pills
I keep getting ads about belly fat
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
