Weight Loss

Weight Loss Jokes

Kelly Clarkson may be able to shed her weight [through pills], but she will never be able to shed the fact that she admitted herself that she molested her children when they were toddlers.

A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.

Aunt: On the internet, buying weight loss pills for 15 dollars.

Niece: I found that show on Netflix that you wanted to watch. It's 3 dollars to watch.

Aunt: I'm not paying for that shit.

Niece: Yet you sit there and buy weight loss pills.

Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.