Mental Health jokes
When you're asked to tell a crazy story, but the first thing that comes up to your mind is a suicide attempt:
"Oh, I don't remember anything in particular. 😅😀"
Isn't it ironic that the actually nice people tend to be suicidal?
Think about it: suicide exists to make sure bad people bother each other instead.
Life with depression is like a cheeseburger.
It's not good without the cheese.
Would a depressed person enjoy a cat scratch? After all, it's a free slice.
Is skin picking self-harm?
Cause I'm red all over without a razor.
Symptoms of Schizophrenia.
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two or more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations
Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible, and you will hurt so many people that love you.
That’s why no one will be hurt.
85% of us are good at school, while the other 15% is good at suicide.
(Teach me your ways, 15%.)
I once called a group of emos "the suicide squad."
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
"Knock knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Depression"
"Depression wh-"
ME!! *runs away*
Where do depressed people go to eat?
Suicide Sonic.
I got so bad about cutting myself every time I went to the bathroom, I wanted to break my jacket zipper off and use that!
How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope they hung themself in...
Imagine being depressed. Couldn’t be me.
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
I am going to scream, this is a cry for help.
Suicide
I wish the grass in my yard was emo. It could just cut itself.