Mental Health jokes
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
I am going to scream, this is a cry for help.
Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.
I'M SOOOO SAD. (I have depression btw)
"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."
Memes
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
Hi... I'm depressed.
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
People with bipolar...............k2iojvjaiohoaehfbsjhfpoqwurp.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
I wish the grass in my yard was emo. It could just cut itself.
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
Suicide
I have cripple and depression.