Mental Health jokes
My friend: I want to cut myself.
Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
POV: You keep having auditory hallucinations and fully believe your house is haunted because you never went and got diagnosed for schizophrenia.
Symptoms of Schizophrenia.
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two or more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations
Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible, and you will hurt so many people that love you.
That’s why no one will be hurt.
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
85% of us are good at school, while the other 15% is good at suicide.
(Teach me your ways, 15%.)
I once called a group of emos "the suicide squad."
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope they hung themself in...
"Knock knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Depression"
"Depression wh-"
ME!! *runs away*
Where do depressed people go to eat?
Suicide Sonic.
I got so bad about cutting myself every time I went to the bathroom, I wanted to break my jacket zipper off and use that!
Imagine being depressed. Couldn’t be me.
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?