When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
Mental Health Jokes
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."
Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
I wish the grass in my yard was emo. It could just cut itself.
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
Suicide
I have cripple and depression.
You guys are literally mentally ill. You should get some help. This is so disgusting, ew!
Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"
The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find
Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.
After standing in line staring at McDonald's menu for 17 minutes,
Me: "Okay, I'm ready. Can you help me not be sad all the time?"
Me: "WYD?"
Her: "Just dealing with a lot: depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough."
Me: "Without me? Lol"
Happiness belonged to you, then gave you depression.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
