Mental Health jokes
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).
Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
My therapist said I have trouble letting go of the past. So I killed him.
My friends think I'm bipolar. I threw a pencil case at someone and I walked out, walked back in 2 seconds later and I was sunshines and rainbows.
On a lighter note, I seem to have gotten my pyromania under control.
Symptoms of Schizophrenia.
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two or more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations
Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible, and you will hurt so many people that love you.
That’s why no one will be hurt.
85% of us are good at school, while the other 15% is good at suicide.
(Teach me your ways, 15%.)
I once called a group of emos "the suicide squad."
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
"Knock knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Depression"
"Depression wh-"
ME!! *runs away*
Where do depressed people go to eat?
Suicide Sonic.
How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope they hung themself in...