Mental Health jokes

Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

Hi... I'm depressed.

So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.

People with bipolar...............k2iojvjaiohoaehfbsjhfpoqwurp.

Hi, I'm Depraashin.

Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?

When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.

How do you win an argument against an emo kid?

Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.

"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."

Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.

Where do you find the best comedians?

In the funny farm!

I wish the grass in my yard was emo. It could just cut itself.

What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.

Suicide

I have cripple and depression.

Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"

The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"

How do you get an emo out of the tree?

You cut the rope.

What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find

Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.

After standing in line staring at McDonald's menu for 17 minutes,

Me: "Okay, I'm ready. Can you help me not be sad all the time?"

Me: "WYD?"

Her: "Just dealing with a lot: depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough."

Me: "Without me? Lol"