Mental Health jokes
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
Why do transgender people have high rates of suicide?
Because they can't accept themselves for who they are, but they want everyone else to accept them.
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
I have cripple and depression.
Why do trannies have such high rates of suicide?
Because they want everyone to accept them, but they can't accept themselves.
WJE iceberg
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
Depressed person: *chokes on food*
*involuntary coughs until they can breathe*
"AWWW! I failed the race!"
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
Happiness belonged to you, then gave you depression.
Me: "WYD?"
Her: "Just dealing with a lot: depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough."
Me: "Without me? Lol"
Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find
Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.
After standing in line staring at McDonald's menu for 17 minutes,
Me: "Okay, I'm ready. Can you help me not be sad all the time?"
Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"
The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
You guys are literally mentally ill. You should get some help. This is so disgusting, ew!
How do crazy people get through a forest?
They take the psycho-path!
Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!
Don’t cut yourself up about it.