Mental Health jokes
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
How many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression?
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.
My therapist said I have trouble letting go of the past. So I killed him.
How can you tell what kind of emo you are?
By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
Sometimes I wish my grass was depressed, then it would just cut itself.