Mental Health jokes
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
How many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression?
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
My mental health.
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.
How can you tell what kind of emo you are?
By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.
POV: You keep having auditory hallucinations and fully believe your house is haunted because you never went and got diagnosed for schizophrenia.
Sometimes I wish my grass was depressed, then it would just cut itself.
My friend: I want to cut myself.
Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.