Mental Health jokes

Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.

What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).

What shouldn't you ask an emo?

"Do a wrist reveal."

How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.

Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?

My therapist said, "Time heals all wounds," so I cut her.

Sometimes I wish my grass was depressed, then it would just cut itself.

What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.

My friend: I want to cut myself.

Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.

When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.

My therapist said I have trouble letting go of the past. So I killed him.

POV: You keep having auditory hallucinations and fully believe your house is haunted because you never went and got diagnosed for schizophrenia.

Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.

I think DJT has FTD.

Symptoms of Schizophrenia.

The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two or more of the following for at least one month:

Delusions

Hallucinations

Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible, and you will hurt so many people that love you.

That’s why no one will be hurt.

85% of us are good at school, while the other 15% is good at suicide.

(Teach me your ways, 15%.)

I once called a group of emos "the suicide squad."

What's the difference between depression and a girl?

XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.