Mental Health

Mental Health Jokes

Suicide

85% of us are good at school, while the other 15% is good at suicide.

(Teach me your ways, 15%.)

Depression

What's the difference between depression and a girl?

XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.

Rope

How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope they hung themself in...

Bathroom

I got so bad about cutting myself every time I went to the bathroom, I wanted to break my jacket zipper off and use that!

Kid

What jumps higher than a basketball player?

An emo kid, they never touch the ground.

Day

What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.

To those who are dead now, was it fun?

Emo

So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"

Night

Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

Emo

So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.