Mental Health jokes
SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
My mental health.
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
When you're asked to tell a crazy story, but the first thing that comes up to your mind is a suicide attempt:
"Oh, I don't remember anything in particular. 😅😀"
Phone: YEETED.
TikTok: DELETED.
Therapy: NEEDED.
Wife: BEATED.
DEPRESSION SPEEDRUN starter-kit:
* Parental issues * Money problems * Genetic likeliness * Horrible friends * Annoying neighbors/classmates * School * Being alive * Actually being a good person for once * Giving a f#ck * War-ridden area * All future options kinda suck
Really feeling suicidal is basically having a mental breakdown, but realizing you have nothing nice and sharp to use.
Is skin picking self-harm?
Cause I'm red all over without a razor.
Would a depressed person enjoy a cat scratch? After all, it's a free slice.
How do you get a trans woman to commit suicide?
Use he/him pronouns on him.
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."