Mental Health jokes
I saw three people online on this site... Hope you guys will commit suicide tonight.
I wish the grass in my yard was emo. It could just cut itself.
Where do depressed people go to eat?
Suicide Sonic.
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
How does a crazy person get to the woods?
He takes the psychopath.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?
Prince Andrew's victims.
Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.
I used to be into fitness. But running from my problems got exhausting.
What do you call a depressed a cappella group?
Self-Harmony.
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
I tend to think my ‘depression’ is for attention. I guess I have depressed depression.
You aren't alone. If you ever need to chat, I'm here. From one person to another. I hate this condition. I wish we didn't struggle.
My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!
Your momma's so depressed, she shot herself in the head hoping she'd die.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.
Whoever took my anti-depressant pills,
I hope you're fucking happy.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.