85% of us are good at school, while the other 15% is good at suicide.
(Teach me your ways, 15%.)
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
"Knock knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Depression"
"Depression wh-"
ME!! *runs away*
Where do depressed people go to eat?
Suicide Sonic.
How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope they hung themself in...
I got so bad about cutting myself every time I went to the bathroom, I wanted to break my jacket zipper off and use that!
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Imagine being depressed. Couldn’t be me.
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
I am going to scream, this is a cry for help.
I'M SOOOO SAD. (I have depression btw)
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)
Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
Hi... I'm depressed.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
People with bipolar...............k2iojvjaiohoaehfbsjhfpoqwurp.
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
