Mental Health jokes

I got so bad about cutting myself every time I went to the bathroom, I wanted to break my jacket zipper off and use that!

Suicide

What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.

To those who are dead now, was it fun?

I am going to scream, this is a cry for help.

Why are people that have bipolar disorder never on suicide watch?

Because they are always sucking dick.

Imagine being depressed. Couldn’t be me.

I wish the grass in my yard was emo. It could just cut itself.

Phone: YEETED.

TikTok: DELETED.

Therapy: NEEDED.

Wife: BEATED.

Hi... I'm depressed.

What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!

I'M SOOOO SAD. (I have depression btw)

"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."

Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.

Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.

So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"

People with bipolar...............k2iojvjaiohoaehfbsjhfpoqwurp.

Hi, I'm Depraashin.

Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?

When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.

This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)