Mental Health jokes

I am going to scream, this is a cry for help.

Suicide

How do you get a trans woman to commit suicide?

Use he/him pronouns on him.

I wish the grass in my yard was emo. It could just cut itself.

Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.

Where do you find the best comedians?

In the funny farm!

When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.

Hi, I'm Depraashin.

Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?

Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

Hi... I'm depressed.

"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."

I'M SOOOO SAD. (I have depression btw)

What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!

So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.

People with bipolar...............k2iojvjaiohoaehfbsjhfpoqwurp.

This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)

So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"

Why do transgender people have high rates of suicide?

Because they can't accept themselves for who they are, but they want everyone else to accept them.

What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.

Why do trannies have such high rates of suicide?

Because they want everyone to accept them, but they can't accept themselves.