Mental Health jokes

I'M SOOOO SAD. (I have depression btw)

"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."

Hi... I'm depressed.

So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"

This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)

Where do you find the best comedians?

In the funny farm!

When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.

Hi, I'm Depraashin.

Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?

So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.

People with bipolar...............k2iojvjaiohoaehfbsjhfpoqwurp.

Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.

What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!

Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.

I have cripple and depression.

I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"

What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?

The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.

Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.

What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"

The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"