Mental Health jokes

I am going to scream, this is a cry for help.

Imagine being depressed. Couldn’t be me.

Suicide

When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.

Hi, I'm Depraashin.

Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?

So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.

People with bipolar...............k2iojvjaiohoaehfbsjhfpoqwurp.

Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

Hi... I'm depressed.

This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)

So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"

I wish the grass in my yard was emo. It could just cut itself.

I'M SOOOO SAD. (I have depression btw)

What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!

"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."

Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.

Where do you find the best comedians?

In the funny farm!

What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.

I have cripple and depression.

Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find

Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.