Mental Health jokes

I'M SOOOO SAD. (I have depression btw)

"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."

How do you win an argument against an emo kid?

Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.

What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.

Suicide

I have cripple and depression.

What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?

The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.

Happiness belonged to you, then gave you depression.

Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find

Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.

After standing in line staring at McDonald's menu for 17 minutes,

Me: "Okay, I'm ready. Can you help me not be sad all the time?"

Me: "WYD?"

Her: "Just dealing with a lot: depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough."

Me: "Without me? Lol"

How do you get an emo out of the tree?

You cut the rope.

Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"

The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"

What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"

Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!

Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.

You guys are literally mentally ill. You should get some help. This is so disgusting, ew!

How do crazy people get through a forest?

They take the psycho-path!

Don’t cut yourself up about it.