Mental Health Jokes

I was once friends with a schizophrenic emo. He tried high-fiving a tree, but it only left him hanging.

What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.

What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?

Concentration camp.

What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?

They both have something hanging in their closet.

You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.

Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also, in a way, kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wish you could F, but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't.

Depression, I got it.

A girlfriend, don't got it.

A life, don't got it.

Help, got it.

Friends, don't got it.

Family, I got it.

Best of all, depression, I got it!!!!!!

I'm going to draw a picture. A picture with a twist. I'll draw it with a razor blade. I'll draw it on my wrist.

You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?

Both end up getting cut.

1 minute silence for those who still think thoughts can't kill you.

What did everyone say about the crazy unemployed homeless man?

He made no cents.

Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.

Do trees pee?

How else do we have No. 1 pencils?

My entire family "TAKE THIS GIRL TO AN ASYLUM!!!"

Me "OH NO" 💀

What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?

Hang in there!

That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.

How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?

5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.

What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?

Pizza won't cut itself.

How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.

It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.

Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?

It's pretty much a downward spiral.