Mental Health

Mental Health Jokes

Friend

I was once friends with a schizophrenic emo. He tried high-fiving a tree, but it only left him hanging.

Depression

What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?

They both have something hanging in their closet.

Depression

You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.

Suicidal ideation

Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also, in a way, kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wish you could F, but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't.

Depression

Depression, I got it.

A girlfriend, don't got it.

A life, don't got it.

Help, got it.

Friends, don't got it.

Family, I got it.

Best of all, depression, I got it!!!!!!

Razor blade

I'm going to draw a picture. A picture with a twist. I'll draw it with a razor blade. I'll draw it on my wrist.

Depression

Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.

Pencil

Do trees pee?

How else do we have No. 1 pencils?

My entire family "TAKE THIS GIRL TO AN ASYLUM!!!"

Me "OH NO" ๐Ÿ’€

Emo kid

That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.

Depression

How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?

5 days. & Iโ€™m pretty proud of myself.

Loneliness

It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.

Depression

Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?

It's pretty much a downward spiral.