How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?
5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
Flat earthers are completely wrong. If the earth was flat, I would have yeeted myself off the edge years ago!
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
me: calls suicide hotline. hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging.
Some people say I like heights; others say I'm a daredevil.
In reality, I like killing myself.
Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you?
It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?
It's pretty much a downward spiral.
This is to the girl/boy named Gwen: Are you okay? I see there is a bunch of haters but DON'T, I repeat, DON'T let the haters get to you. I hope you see this and respond and that you are okay. Please Gwen, be honest.
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
what's a depressed person's favorite game?
hangman
Hi, if you are suffering with depression and want to talk about it, please do so in the comments, and just know you are NOT alone.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
What part do people slit the most?
Everyone.
