Mental Health jokes

What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?

Suicide Squad.

I told my dad I was self harming. The next day we talked about it and he said, "Hey you should CUT it out." It was funny but I couldn't bring myself to laugh at that.

In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.

One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”

I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.

Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.

Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.

Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???

Daina (😌): I know, right?

They said I was depressed, I should make an effort to do what I love.

I had to pay a hooker for twelve hours work.

... I felt nothing, but it was nice, being with someone who felt the same.

My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.

Don't do suicide shit. Nearly killed me, tbh. 🙏🙏🙏🙏

What's overcrowded and uncomfortable?

My mind.

Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...

My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!

What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists?

Nothing, I cut both of them.

Knock knock. Who's there? Crippling depression. Crippling depression who? Me.

Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.

What does my head and hell have in common?

They both have demons in them.

That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.

My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.

I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.

Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.

I said, "a smile."

They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.

My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.

Going to school is mandatory in this country.

Can you guess my plan?

What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).

When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.

What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?

Suicide squad.