Mental Health

Mental Health Jokes

Depression

I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.

People

Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?

To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.

Month

The fourth month (symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.

That day is called "April Fool's."

Suicide

Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.

*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*

Tree

My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.

So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"

I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"

My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.

Orphan

Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?

Firework

How do you start a dance party?

Go into the PTSD ward of an insane asylum and set off fireworks and watch the magic unfold.

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  • Terrorist

    I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!

    Wrist

    If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.

    You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

    Kid

    We are all just suicidal kids telling other kids not to do it.

    Suicide attempt

    My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."

    Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.