Mental Health jokes
After standing in line staring at McDonald's menu for 17 minutes,
Me: "Okay, I'm ready. Can you help me not be sad all the time?"
I can hear the whole world booing me.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
What's great about an emo pizza?
It cuts itself. Yay!
I told my dad I was self harming. The next day we talked about it and he said, "Hey you should CUT it out." It was funny but I couldn't bring myself to laugh at that.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.
Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
Depression hits harder than my dad.
Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Insomnia.
You'll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that... Well now I can't cry myself to sleep anymore...
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
Lemme just say one thing:
Depression is not funny. Two of my best friends have it, and it's actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. It's really not funny to joke about depression.
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.
We all hear cause we cut ourselves, right? I mean, JK.