Mental Health jokes

I got a toaster for my birthday and said, "Yay, new bath bomb!"

A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.

I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.

What is an emo's favorite movie?

The Suicide Squad.

I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...

I used to be emo.

I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.

To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?

Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.

What do you call an emo with a knife?

A cutting board.

To anyone suffering from low self esteem:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY

How do you get an emo down from a tree?

Cut the rope!

What do you say when an emo cuts themself?

"Like your cut, G."

My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!

Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?

To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.

What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.

What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?

The dead hang.

The fourth month (symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.

That day is called "April Fool's."

My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.

So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"

I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"

My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.

Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?

My arm has a different texture than the rest of me, lol.