Mental Health jokes
when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :)
-> in reality, :( (sob)
depression is no game, and here in this world, we are here for each other, although at times it might not seem like it.
Keep strong, and you'll find the end of the tunnel, but ending the pain and being gone just spreads depression.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
Why do trannies have such high rates of suicide?
Because they want everyone to accept them, but they can't accept themselves.
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.
I want to date depression cuz at least I know they won't leave me.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Mom: You will make me kill myself.
Me who has cut first: I'll kill myself ✨first✨!
Is skin picking self-harm?
Cause I'm red all over without a razor.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
Did you hear about the emo kid that tried to high-five a tree? It left him hanging.
What's worse than depression & suicide?
Easy: LIVING. Everyday you wish you were dead but then reality hits you in the face that you're still alive and have to suffer living.
Pretend or not pretend, we have to decide everyday even if we don't pretend no one will notice :) no one ever does :). Living is the problem to everything. We get depression cuz of it and so much. Why can't we just die :)?
What did everyone say about the crazy unemployed homeless man?
He made no cents.
My depression is depressed.
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
I was in cooking class and my teacher said, "Does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?"
Me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.
Long story short, the teacher understood the joke, and now we are both in daily therapy. 😭💀
Hi... I'm depressed.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?