Mental Health jokes
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal?
LIFE.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Can all the hot, depressed, suicidal guys just text me so we can meet up and cry together about how depressed we are. For real.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
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Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes... bro it's not that deep.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office.
"I'm feeling like killing myself," he said.
"Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.
What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.
Phone: YEETED.
TikTok: DELETED.
Therapy: NEEDED.
Wife: BEATED.
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
Lemme just say one thing:
Depression is not funny. Two of my best friends have it, and it's actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. It's really not funny to joke about depression.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
My dad told me I'm a failure.
I failed a math test.
Good thing there's a pole outside my house.
I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option. Self-harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.
To whoever you are, you are loved.
Mickey Mouse went to a psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.”
The psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.”
He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”
Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. That's my best friend.