Mental Health jokes

Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?

Because they're always cutting.

My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.

SELF HARM

What do you call an emo friend group?

The Suicide Squad.

What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

What do you call an emo with a knife?

A cutting board.

I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...

I used to be emo.

Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.

I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.

To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?

A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.

How do you get an emo down from a tree?

Cut the rope!

My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!

What do you say when an emo cuts themself?

"Like your cut, G."

I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.

To anyone suffering from low self esteem:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY

Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?

To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.

If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?

There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.

What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.

If I die, does my depression die with me?