Mental Health jokes

My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.

So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"

I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"

My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.

Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?

Because they're always cutting.

I got a toaster for my birthday and said, "Yay, new bath bomb!"

A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.

What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.

What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.

I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.

Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.

I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...

I used to be emo.

To anyone suffering from low self esteem:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY

To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?

What is an emo's favorite movie?

The Suicide Squad.

What do you call an emo with a knife?

A cutting board.

My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!

I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.

How do you get an emo down from a tree?

Cut the rope!

What do you say when an emo cuts themself?

"Like your cut, G."

Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?

To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.

If I die, does my depression die with me?

My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.

SELF HARM