Mental Health jokes
I got a toaster for my birthday and said, "Yay, new bath bomb!"
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
If I die, does my depression die with me?
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.