Mental Health jokes
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
Memes
If I die, does my depression die with me?
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
I got a toaster for my birthday and said, "Yay, new bath bomb!"
I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
I used to be into fitness. But running from my problems got exhausting.
My anxiety has anxiety.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?
Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?
Because they are really committed to their cause.
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*