Mental Health jokes
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
I once called a group of emos "the suicide squad."
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Wanna come hang out with me?
1273. Depression got the best of me. I'm gonna cry in my room now.
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.
Dark jokes are like a new day. Suicidal people don't get it.
The last words of a depressive person are: "Yay, Freedom."
When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.
Happiness belonged to you, then gave you depression.
Did you know that you can die from laughing? Well, that’s why I laugh so much.
Someone said to stop hurting myself, but I'm still trying to cut my arms off.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
I want to die hahahahhaha.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.