Mental Health jokes

I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.

Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?

To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.

What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.

What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?

The dead hang.

The fourth month (symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.

That day is called "April Fool's."

Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.

*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*

What do you call an emo friend group?

The Suicide Squad.

My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.

So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"

I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"

My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.

My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.

SELF HARM

What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.

I used to be into fitness. But running from my problems got exhausting.

Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?

My arm has a different texture than the rest of me, lol.

I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!

If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.

You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, Here's hoping you do too.

Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.

We are all just suicidal kids telling other kids not to do it.

When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.

My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."

Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.