Mental Health jokes
Lemme just say one thing:
Depression is not funny. Two of my best friends have it, and it's actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. It's really not funny to joke about depression.
The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office.
"I'm feeling like killing myself," he said.
"Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
On a lighter note, I seem to have gotten my pyromania under control.
Phone: YEETED.
TikTok: DELETED.
Therapy: NEEDED.
Wife: BEATED.
Fill it out if u want
What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
Mickey Mouse went to a psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.”
The psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.”
He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”
My dad told me I'm a failure.
I failed a math test.
Good thing there's a pole outside my house.
I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option. Self-harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.
To whoever you are, you are loved.
Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. That's my best friend.
1. just feeling sad. 2. depression. 3. self harm. 4. suicide.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.
My heart says to stop because it hurts.
Bro, chill. It's really not that deep.
Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"
Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."
Remember, if you are suffering from paranoia...
You are not alone.
I don't have much motivation for things, that's why I haven't yet killed myself, hehe.