Mental Health jokes
I got a toaster for my birthday and said, "Yay, new bath bomb!"
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
I used to be into fitness. But running from my problems got exhausting.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?
Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?
Because they are really committed to their cause.
My anxiety has anxiety.
The fourth month (symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
If I die, does my depression die with me?
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*