Mental Health jokes
I don't struggle with self-harm, I do it everyday.
I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.
my therapist says with time all wounds can heal.
So I stabbed him. Now we wait.
I wish my hair was depressed.
Cause then it would cut itself.
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
I don't think my girlfriend likes it when I take my schizophrenia meds because she always goes away when I take them.
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
Are you depression? 'Cause you're always on my mind~
I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
Q: Give a man a day of therapy, he'll be sad for then and on.
A: Give a man a noose, he'll be sad for the rest of his life.
How do you get your grass to cut itself?
Make it depressed.
Person A: C'mon person B, just be happy, smile.
Person B: Over my dead body.
Person B: *gets the noose*
What do suicidal people do in their spare time?
Hang out.
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.
How can you save a depressed person from a tree?
You cut the rope.