Mental Health jokes

So, there's Fred and Frank. Now, they've been friends for years, but Fred, see, he's depressed. Badly.

Either way, so F+F are texting each other, and here's how it goes: (this is my first joke, so please don't judge too harshly)

Frank: Yo

Fred: Hi...

Frank: U heard about de competition?

Fred: Yeah...

Frank: You wanna hang out?

Fred: .......

Frank: What? I've got some noose (news) for you.

Fred: ...I(

Frank: Fine.... I guess we need to think of a plan, though. We don't wanna be hanging on the end.

Fred: *sigh* You know....you really can't rope me into this competition.

I got a detention because I told an emo kid to "hang in there."

Yeah, I'm made out of DNA.

✨ Depression and anxiety ✨

How to make an orphan BLEED?

Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.

Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.

Step 3 - Tell them to kys.

Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.

Why was the depressed man happy in food-tech?

He got to cut himself.

I wish I didn't have depression because all my friends have "BBC Bitch be crazy" disease.

Q: Give a man a day of therapy, he'll be sad for then and on.

A: Give a man a noose, he'll be sad for the rest of his life.

My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."

Why did the emo kid not cross the road?

He was waiting for a car.

I called the suicide hotline, and he suggested I draw on myself to distract myself.

I replied I'd get ink poisoning.

Wouldn't recommend, the police came.

It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.

What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.

What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.

I don't struggle with depression- like, at this point, I have it down. I'm good at depression.

My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!

when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"

What makes emos jump?

Bridges.

I’ve got money and suicidal thoughts, and I’m all out of money.

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

Coff- na, jk, bleach.

Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.