Mental Health jokes
Wanna hear somethin' ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.
1273. Depression got the best of me. I'm gonna cry in my room now.
If depression is going to be my girlfriend, will she leave me?
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.
Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also, in a way, kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wish you could F, but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't.
Your momma's so depressed, she shot herself in the head hoping she'd die.
Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope...
Being sad is my only happiness.
I don't have much motivation for things, that's why I haven't yet killed myself, hehe.
When you realize you have depression, and depression realizes how stupid you were.
When you're walking through the garden section at Walmart and you hear your grandpa screaming, "They're in the fucking trees!"
Is depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle.
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
Even a psychopath is sympathetic when an onion self-harms!
I have no friends, but then I realize my true friends are anxiety and depression.
I got a lot running through my head right now. I wish at least one was a 12-gauge round.
Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. That's my best friend.
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer that at least I can scan my worth at the supermarket.