Mental Health jokes
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).
A guy goes to see his psychiatrist dressed only in bubble wrap. When he gets there, he asked the psych, "Can you please help me?"
The psych says, "No, I'm sorry, I can clearly see your nuts."
Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide," and he told me from now on I have to pay in advance.
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
How does a crazy person get to the woods?
He takes the psychopath.
Teacher: Kids, what are some things you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friends to make me happy. Teacher: What about you, Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...
My mental health.
How do crazy people get through a forest?
They take the psycho-path!
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.
What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.