To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I'm still here.
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.
My memes are ironic, but my depression is chronic.
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).
A guy goes to see his psychiatrist dressed only in bubble wrap. When he gets there, he asked the psych, "Can you please help me?"
The psych says, "No, I'm sorry, I can clearly see your nuts."
Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide," and he told me from now on I have to pay in advance.
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
How does a crazy person get to the woods?
He takes the psychopath.
Teacher: Kids, what are some things you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friends to make me happy. Teacher: What about you, Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...
My mental health.
How do crazy people get through a forest?
They take the psycho-path!
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.
What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.
