Mental Health jokes

Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide," and he told me from now on I have to pay in advance.

What's the difference between depression and a girl?

XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.

How does a crazy person get to the woods?

He takes the psychopath.

Teacher: Kids, what are some things you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friends to make me happy. Teacher: What about you, Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...

My mental health.

How do crazy people get through a forest?

They take the psycho-path!

What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.

What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.