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Priest

    • There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.

    The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"

    The teacher said, "What about the kids?"

    The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."

    The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"

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    • Woman

    • Why is it that skinny men like fat women?

    Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.

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    • Rape

    • Please, this is disgusting. This is only men who think that it’s fun to do jokes about rape. It’s really fucking dramatic for a man/woman to get raped, so please just shut the fuck up!

    Yo mama

    • What's the difference between yo mama and German men?

    The balls... German men don't have them.

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    • H20

    • Two men walked into a bar, and one man asked for H20, and the other man asked for H20 too.

    Only one man came out alive.

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    • Name

    • A guy starts chatting to a pretty woman at a party.

    Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said, warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?"

    "No, I named myself," she answered.

    "Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"

    "Because I like cars, and I like men," she said, looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.

    ‘BJ Titsngolf’

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    • Bomb

    • There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?

    Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...

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    • Woman

    • Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.

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