Men jokes
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
William Spiser is SOOOOOOO gay and likes MEN!
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
Erectile dysfunction.
What do Diddy and Turkish men have in common?
They both use lots of oil.
Two men walked into a bar, and one man asked for H20, and the other man asked for H20 too.
Only one man came out alive.
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
One day I was going home, and 7 married men came to me and said, "You should be proud of your sister." I asked why. They told me it was the best that they ever had, and we got your sister a trophy.
So I went home, my sister said, "Look at my trophy I earned." The trophy said "The Best Blow Jobs." As a bro, I couldn’t be more prouder.
Being gay is the most masculine thing that is possible because only men can be gay.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
Did you ever receive an anonymous blowjob from another male under the handicapped stall inside the public men's restroom at a rest area and did you have an orgasm and was it the best orgasm that you ever had?
Why are life and a penis alike?
Women make both of them hard.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
शाला टाइटैनिक को भी यमलोक जाना पड़ा। हम तो आदमी है।
Shala, even Titanic had to go to Yamlok. We are just men.