Men jokes
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
I love big hot sexy men.
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.
Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.
Memes
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids donβt have to worry about not meeting their father.
Whatβs a Cannibalβs Favorite Food?
Ra-men.
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
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Why canβt trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air, and men with spears are there.
One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So, what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we arenβt that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."
The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."
And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."
The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them. The guy from France said, βFor France!β and drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, βLong live the Queen!β and shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, βMAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU FUCKERS!β
Bitches be like "Kill all men" till a black guy dies.
Medusa makes men hard.
So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.
The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"
There once were 3 men on an airplane and one bit into an apple and said, "This is disgusting!" and threw it out the window. The 2nd man bit into a banana and said, "This is rotten!" and he threw it out the window. The 3rd man bit into a bomb and screamed, "ALL MY TEETH FELL OUT!" and he threw it out the window.
Meanwhile, on the ground, a police officer was walking and he saw a kid crying and he went up to him and asked him why he was crying. He replied, "An apple came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head!" The police officer said, "That is weird," and kept on walking. Then he saw another kid crying and the police officer asked, "Why are you crying?" and he answered, "A banana came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head!" The officer said, "This has been a strange day." Then he sees a kid laughing and he asked why he was laughing and he said, while he was laughing, "My dad farted and the house blew up!"
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
What's a word that starts with "m" and ends in "airage" and all men like it?
Miscarriage. The joke never gets old just like the baby.
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
Why do men have penises?
They gotta shut women up somehow.