Men jokes
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.
What do Japanese men do when they vote?
They have an erection.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
Memes
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
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A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
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Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.