Men Jokes

Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?

We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.

Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.

And 100% of men don’t care.

Why do gay men hate periods?

They prefer Collins.

*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?

Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.

I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.

Why did God create women before men?

He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.

Why is it that skinny men like fat women?

Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.

Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...

Man: Men have to deal with women.

Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."

what's a cannibals' favorite snack?

men toes!😂🤣

DARK ALERT********

A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.

DARK ALERT********

Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?

Yeah, it went on and on.

Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.

A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.

Q: What are women better than men at doing?

A: Winning arguments.

Q: What are men better than women at doing?

A: Winning swimming titles.

Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.

Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.

What do you call a group of transgender women?

X-Men.

Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?

Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘

Why are Black women dating white men?

So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.