Men

Men jokes

Man

Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?

Yeah, it went on and on.

Woman

Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...

Man: Men have to deal with women.

Memes

Doctor

DARK ALERT********

A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.

DARK ALERT********

Penis

A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.

Woman

Q: What are women better than men at doing?

A: Winning arguments.

Q: What are men better than women at doing?

A: Winning swimming titles.

Survey

Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.

And 100% of men don’t care.

God

Why did God create women before men?

He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.

Surname

*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?

Man

I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.

Woman

NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?

'Cause it's a place to eat.

Jeffrey Dahmer

What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."

Gay Man

How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?

Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.