Men jokes
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
What’s a cannibal's favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men).
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
What do Japanese men do when they vote?
They have an erection.
Memes
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
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A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
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Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.