Men jokes
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Why are feminists jealous of men?
Because men don't have to stand up to piss.
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
Do you know why most men are impressive cooks?
Because with two eggs and a sausage, they can keep women full for 9 months.
Why canβt trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
I drew this 2days ago
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
What do you call a trans superhero team?
Ex-men.
One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.
She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!
Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
*bowl of dark grapes*
Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.
Friend 2: Black? Good one.
Friend 1: 21 at a time.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
What made Adam and Eve's marriage perfect?
He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about his Mom's cooking.