Men

Men jokes

Homeless Guy

How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”

Feminist

Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?

We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.

Man

Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?

Yeah, it went on and on.

Memes

Woman

Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...

Man: Men have to deal with women.

Doctor

DARK ALERT********

A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.

DARK ALERT********

Penis

A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.

Woman

Q: What are women better than men at doing?

A: Winning arguments.

Q: What are men better than women at doing?

A: Winning swimming titles.

Survey

Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.

And 100% of men don’t care.

God

Why did God create women before men?

He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.

Woman

Why is it that skinny men like fat women?

Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.

Surname

*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?

Man

I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.

Woman

NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?

'Cause it's a place to eat.