Men jokes
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool? An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.
I like my couches like my women... Old, used, and big enough to fit 3 men.
What do physically handicapped gay men do after they are done belching? They wipe their mouths on their light blue handkerchiefs after they are done sucking cocks.
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good? Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?
A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder!
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
How do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool? You turn it upside down.
How do you get them back off again? You jerk them off.
I think democracy is a scam. I love men and I love you. I love men and I love you. I love my dog. He won't sleep inside and I shitted my pants. I peed my pants. I smell bad. I took a shower and my dog was like, "Oh my god." I was like, "Oh." I was like, "Oh my god," and then I was like, "I shitted again" and he was like, "Bark bark," cause he's a dog. Thanks for listening.
Who’s stronger in a relationship, a man or a woman? A woman, because it takes six men to carry him to his grave; it only takes one woman to put him there.
I want coffee like my men.
Dark.
Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).