Men jokes
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
I like my coffee like my men, long and black.
What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
Why do Republican men hate transgender people?
Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”
Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
When it's cold outside, men can cut ice in three places.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
A few male neighbors came over to the house to take a shower because, for some reason, their house didn't have water.
A few minutes later, I walk into the shower. I see the male neighbors and Mom taking a shower together. Then I said, "What are you doing?" They all say, "We're taking a shower together so we could save water."
Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men