Men jokes
Why canβt trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Why do men have penises?
They gotta shut women up somehow.
Men (I LOVE DICK) FUCK YOU BY THE WAY
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
As an older brother, I always gave my little sister advice. I always said to do your best and never quit. So one day I went to her room. I see my sister giving married men blow jobs.
I ask what are you doing? The married men said she is giving us blow jobs because our wives don't do it. My sister said you told me to do your best, and my best is to suck them dry. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder.
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?
Meals on wheels πππππππ
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.