Men jokes

What's a word that starts with "m" and ends in "airage" and all men like it?

Miscarriage. The joke never gets old just like the baby.

I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.

Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.

Why do men have penises?

They gotta shut women up somehow.

Three men were in a desert. One man was holding a jug, the 2nd was holding a paper bag, and the last was holding a car door. A man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug. He said it was his water and if he got thirsty, he would take a drink.

Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag? The guy said this is my packed lunch, so if I get hungry, I will eat my lunch.

Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said if he got hot he would roll down the window.

Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?

We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.

Like if you think oily men are hot.

I like my women like I like my coffee: nice, fresh, and dead.

Man 1: Dude, Viagra is for pussies. Real men don’t need Viagra.

Man 2: I thought Viagra was for dicks?

I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?

Erectile dysfunction.

Your hairline so far back.

Even LeBron James had a good laugh!

Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.

Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.

Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...

What show do gay men watch?

"2 and a Half Men!"

Lol at this one fellas!

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?

'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.

Transgenders! Men in disguise!