Men jokes
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 1800s?
Master.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 2000s?
Coach.
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
What's a word that starts with "m" and ends in "airage" and all men like it?
Miscarriage. The joke never gets old just like the baby.
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
Why do men have penises?
They gotta shut women up somehow.
Three men were in a desert. One man was holding a jug, the 2nd was holding a paper bag, and the last was holding a car door. A man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug. He said it was his water and if he got thirsty, he would take a drink.
Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag? The guy said this is my packed lunch, so if I get hungry, I will eat my lunch.
Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said if he got hot he would roll down the window.
Like if you think oily men are hot.
I like my women like I like my coffee: nice, fresh, and dead.
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅
Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿
Man 1: Dude, Viagra is for pussies. Real men don’t need Viagra.
Man 2: I thought Viagra was for dicks?
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.