Men jokes
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.
The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"
The teacher said, "What about the kids?"
The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."
The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
What's a word that starts with "m" and ends in "airage" and all men like it?
Miscarriage. The joke never gets old just like the baby.
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
Why do men have penises?
They gotta shut women up somehow.
Three men were in a desert. One man was holding a jug, the 2nd was holding a paper bag, and the last was holding a car door. A man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug. He said it was his water and if he got thirsty, he would take a drink.
Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag? The guy said this is my packed lunch, so if I get hungry, I will eat my lunch.
Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said if he got hot he would roll down the window.
Like if you think oily men are hot.
I like my women like I like my coffee: nice, fresh, and dead.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
Erectile dysfunction.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅
Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿
Man 1: Dude, Viagra is for pussies. Real men don’t need Viagra.
Man 2: I thought Viagra was for dicks?
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!