Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
Erectile dysfunction.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
Man 1: Dude, Viagra is for pussies. Real men don’t need Viagra.
Man 2: I thought Viagra was for dicks?
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?
