Meeting jokes
I went to an interview and my future boss said, "Hi, my name is Watt Niseto, meet you."
Then said, "WHAT IS UR NAME?" He then said,
"What is not my name, Watt is." So I replied, "Ugh fine, I guess I'll call you Wha." Then he said, "Wha I not my name."
And then I said, "Ugh fine, my name is Will Knott." He then replied, "Hi Will Not."
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
One day I was texting my friend on Roblox and I made her mad. She told me she was gonna kill me.
That night, she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 PM sharp, but she made "sharp" in all caps. So I went to the bathroom at 2 PM the next day. Now I know what she meant by "SHARP" on Roblox... she brought a knife, and I was in hell by then. Like for the next part!
Hello everyone, to the first Hollow Knight meeting!
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club. Thank you all for coming!
When you meet your gf at the family reunion.
Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.
Me: Hey, do you want to meet my grandma?
Friend: Yeah, sure.
Me: *pulls out gun*
Little Johnny meets Big Suzy.
Little Johnny and Big Suzy got together.
Little Johnny still regrets getting together with her to this very day.
The end.
"Chairing is caring, folks!"
Two lepers meet on the street.
First says "How are you doing?"
Second says "Mustn't crumble!"
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.”
Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me.”
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
A fat man meets a skinny man.
The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."
And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."