Meeting jokes

What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?

A holy CUMmunion.

I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.

what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?

sue the dating site for matching her with him.

Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, “I want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.”

Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?”

Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Jews.”

I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the 💕 love of your life!💕

And the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!!

Comment those numbers to lock it in!!😄

If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.

I went to an interview and my future boss said, "Hi, my name is Watt Niseto, meet you."

Then said, "WHAT IS UR NAME?" He then said,

"What is not my name, Watt is." So I replied, "Ugh fine, I guess I'll call you Wha." Then he said, "Wha I not my name."

And then I said, "Ugh fine, my name is Will Knott." He then replied, "Hi Will Not."

If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.

One day I was texting my friend on Roblox and I made her mad. She told me she was gonna kill me.

That night, she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 PM sharp, but she made "sharp" in all caps. So I went to the bathroom at 2 PM the next day. Now I know what she meant by "SHARP" on Roblox... she brought a knife, and I was in hell by then. Like for the next part!

Hello everyone, to the first Hollow Knight meeting!

Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!

lmao

So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?

The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.

Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club. Thank you all for coming!

When you meet your gf at the family reunion.

Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.

Me: Hey, do you want to meet my grandma?

Friend: Yeah, sure.

Me: *pulls out gun*

Little Johnny meets Big Suzy.

Little Johnny and Big Suzy got together.

Little Johnny still regrets getting together with her to this very day.

The end.

"Chairing is caring, folks!"

Two lepers meet on the street.

First says "How are you doing?"

Second says "Mustn't crumble!"