A woman ran into a police station screeming "help i have bin graped" the policeman said "do you mean raped" the woman said "no the was a bunch of then".
I will like to thank my favourite President Barack Obama sorry Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden I mean Osama bin Laden sorry hummus in my throat
Why do you want me? Cus u like me .... What do you mean ? You love me No Look down
When there is more suicidal people it means there is less suicidal people that means there is infinite generator of them
I. Have no dad no milk and no mom so that means no tits like if u can relate
my friend asks me what does idk mean i said i dion't knowm my friend says you mean i don't know i said thats what i said
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked "What does that mean?"
I said "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
When we told twin towers to put on airplane mode we didnt mean a real airplane
my life but wait jokes actually have meaning
Guy: Hi, how was your day today. Woman: Good! Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant* Guy: How many months pregnant are you? Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also I’m not pregnant.
My uncle sayEd to me once ur my favorite child and I said u mean Nece he said no my favorite child
Roses are red violets are blue polo G. is the goat but that means nothing to you
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean seriously haven't you got something better to tell
Ok guys I think we should stop being mean that will tell their grandparent's
in the movie cars 2,there is a priest which means car Jesus died for the sins of the cars
what is the true meaning of Christmas. stealing presents from orphans-a quote by technoblade
Ha orphans are soooooo funny I mean they have many family stories oh wait
i hate you- if you look at the first letters of the words you'll know what i mean interfischl happy apple tea eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
chinese wise man once say, "ching chong ling long ting tong"
which means, "keep striving in life"
One day Timmy walks in on his mum in the bath. Then he asks “What’s that dark fuzzy thing, mummy?” and mum said “It’s a bush, every girl has one!” Then the next day he walks in on his dad in the shower. So he asks “Daddy, what’s that long thing?” The dad then says “It’s a sexy boy” accidentally. Timmy asks his dad “What does sexy mean?” And the dad says “Your mother, of course.” making it seem like a child-friendly compliment. Then the next day at school Timmy wanted to compliment his teacher. He walks up to her and says “You’re so so sexy!”
