Means jokes

Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.

Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*

I like to drown in a pool.

I mean billiards...

If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?

Mom: I apologize, Sam, for being so mean to you. <3

Sam: Thank you, Mother, for your apology.

Mom: jk

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family portrait........

You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?

Wait..........

The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.

If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?

You wonder where my dad is.

Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!

Wesley, stop saying your life is a joke.

Jokes have meaning.

I'm great!! I'm good. I'm doing good hahaha. I mean "well" haha! Haha I'm doing well, not good! Haha I'm not doing good! I'm not doing so good.

What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.

Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.

Being mean.

Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?

Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.

Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.

There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.

What was the name of the person who was mean?

The Canabully.

Friend: Your life is a joke.

Me: No, jokes have meaning.

I was going to tell a ghost joke, but it just seemed so mean-spirited.

Young man: "Very good money, and how about the name of the stupid young man again?"

Friend: "Dagobert Duck."

Young man: "Ah, I remember. He was the American useless."

Friend: "Ah, you mean Donald Trump?"

Young man: "Yes, just like that! I know exactly how the guy managed to become president. Hahaha!!!"

The teacher was terrified to hear Little Johnny swear.

“I never want you to use language like that again. Where on earth did you pick it up?”

“From my father,” said Johnny.

“Well, he should be ashamed of himself. And it’s no reason for you to talk like that. You don’t even know what it means.”

“I do,” said Johnny. “It means the car won’t start.”