ME jokes

Hey Gwen, uhhhhhhh, fresfry told me to tell you I like you. Jk, I don't.

Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!

Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?

Then he read my username and knew.

Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?

Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??

Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.

Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?

My sister wearing all the world's makeup.

Sister: Just a little.

Bully: Your fat.

Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.

Let's chat here, sisters!

Kariah, blue heart!

Lariah, pink heart!

Iariah, yellow heart!

Me, green heart!

Hello Honey Bunches, it's me, Your Narrator. I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in the middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy? Ho ho ho, no! A STORM IS COMING. #BestFriends

Add me on XBOX! Chalkyfrog11

Me: Hey, apple.

Apple: What?

Me: Knife.

Apple: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.

A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.

He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.

Desmend: FLY

Draco: FLY

Me: DIE

Are you a waterfall?

'Cause I'm falling for you.

Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?

...

You do realize that I said nothing, right?

Me: Exactly :)

I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.

I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.

Oh, don’t worry, he’s okay now.

But the vet charged me six quid.

Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.

Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!

Man 3: Me first!

Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.

My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!

The joke is me.

Hey mylady.

Hey bro.

Me mylady.

Me a bro.