ME jokes

Me: What's that sound?

Ex: What?

Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!

Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!

*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*

Me: Hi, how are you?

A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?

Me: I'm good. 🤷‍♂️

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"

Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.

There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!

You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?

"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"

Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?

Ariana

Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.

Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."

Hey Gwen, reply to me and say if everything is alright.

What do you call finding half of a worm?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.

"freshfry talk to me!"

This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”

Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.

Me: Sorry for your loss.

Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.

Me: Stop, I have a mother.

You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.

"Prince, please help me. This faker is driving me crazy!"